A lot of people walking around the lobby of the hotels asking how to get stoned in Japanese. We were joined onstage by Needy Greedy and Seedy Smith from "Old as Anything". It was a tough gig as the mood was flatco in the morning but by mid afternoon the vibe picked up and we were steaming along. Four people laughed at one joke and we got 8 laughs out of another one. Some rain came and threatened to turn our cardboard sets into something like soggy Weetbix. Peter Bum le Steers had his best day onstage for 5 years and actually did some mike work. Benji got the second worst job on the tour as stage manager of Lilyworld trying to manage four needy anarchists giving conflicting instructions. The Bacardi Ballroom was chockers this year with an amazing selection of acts thanks to the hard work of Hannah and the fact that you can now at last get a decent drink at the Big Day Out.

On our day off in Sydney we took a cruise on Sydney harbour in which it was revealed by Nancy Boy Peter that his family owned most of Sydney through his families involvement with plimsoll wearing north shore villains. Finally after all these years it took Jason Mayall to figure out the greatest rock n roll swindle of all time exposing at last that Lilyworld is a neo conservative right wing ruse fostered by Duckpond as a tax dodge and a way to launder large chunks of his 'ineritance' by wasting hard earned punters money on his undeserved lifestyle and overpriced pyjamas and…