I had just spent the last hour writing a really long post about not needing to see Transformers 2 in theaters because I've already seen Megan Fox's ass in the movie trailer.



Then I went on to explain that I now have a Triumvirate of Hotness. Three women who are the hottest, sexiest, funniest, most talented, most intelligent, most awesome assiest (I'm a blogger, I can make up a word if I want to), most brunettiest (see?) in the entire universe. They are, in no particular order: Megan Fox, Olivia Munn and Danica Patrick.

Danica Patrick, well that should be obvious. I love cars. I love racing. And I most certainly love gorgeous women in leather doing unrated internet commercials for GoDaddy.com.

Olivia Munn might be a wild card to you. She's the co-host on Attack of the Show, a show I DVR every weekday. Oh yeah, she's also on the latest cover of Playboy for their first-ever two-month summer edition.



She didn't do any nude photos for Playboy, which is okay. I respect her for it. And this issue has 14 pages of twins (one of my fetishes), so my need for smut is appeased.

Olivia has said that she would date a geek, plays video games, has been on Ninja Warrior twice and loves pie. Why we don't already have a long-distance relationship on Twitter I don't know. Might have something to do with the fact I'm not on Twitter.

And there you have it. The Triumvirate reigns supreme, even though I'm usually attracted to girls with twin sisters or girls who are ridiculously short and naked, like ex-porn star and still stripper Gauge.

Why I felt the need to go on and on about hot chicks instead of Transformers 2, we'll never know.