Pam Ann came to Chinatown recently. Oh, how we laffed.
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Big butt-faced trannie woman makee video in London Chinatown, postee on MySpace.
For the purposes of the furtherance of her art, butt-faced woman does two minutes' research, learns one sentence of cod-Cantonese for her character of "Lilly", a butt-faced trolley-dolly from Singapore, where they actually speak Mandarin. Character appears to possess no character.
To endear herself to the Chinese community, butt-faced woman dresses in Japanese fright wig. And velly funnee slit-eye grasses. Polyester slitty dress continues the slitty theme.
To rinky-dink musak, butt-faced woman then accosts the locals with inane grin which she thinks is an accurate reflection of how locals feel about themselves. Single Cantonese sentence, "Hurry-up," used to full dramatic effect; exactly what I am thinking as video is starting to feel like a life-sentence.
Butt-faced woman says "Hello Kitty" and flashes up picture of Hello Kitty to velly kindry make local Chinese community aware of their Japanese heritage. Ho ho, butt-faced woman laugh, convinced of own comic genius at work.
In Chinee shop, little girl goes into shock when she turns round to see butt-faced woman looming over her in what is likely to haunt her nightmares forever. A life-time of therapy beckons – parents consider suing.
No jokes yet but comic genius just warming up.
"Crispy duck" looms large in butt-faced comic genius's world. Says "crispy duck" many time like mantra. Mantra fails – still no jokes
Velly funny watching butt-faced woman mistaking bemused Asian people's politeness for gaiety. Their WTF vibe completely inscrutable to big lolloping comic's highly developed sensibirities.
Big butt-faced trannie woman planning to take show to Edinburgh where local Chinese community busy preparing warm welcome.