Another day, another 8 hour round trip to Kent. I fucking hate Kent. I wonder if I emailed the Government they'd de-commission the county under the Hazardous Waste Act 1984, and then sell it France where it really belongs.

Was back up at the Villa last night watching the worst football you could imagine. I listened to 606 afterwards and the Leicester fans were claiming they deserved to win - NO YOU DIDN'T. They were truly awful. They had 1 shot, yes ONE and it happened to go in. They had 26% posession which I think tells the real story. Despite that Villa were shit too. Isiah Osbourne and Stylian Petrov should form their own team called Crap Utd or something similar. Melberg was rubbish, new boy Curtis Davies under no pressure played the ball across field to Melberg and managed to hit Zat Knight on the back of the head in the process. I know none of you really give a shit, but Villa are on the up at the minute and then Martin O'Neill decides to change the team. Mental. On top of that, the one player that looked pretty good on the field was Shaun Maloney, and he literally hopped of the field with minutes to go and collapsed in a pile on the touchline.

I shattered and I've had my moan, so am buggering offski now.

Ta ta