Who has seen you in your underwear lately?
The entire population of Puyallup. Just kidding. Probably just Alan and Aaron, and maybe some of our neighbors, since there's a window that...well, never mind, it's just not that likely to have happened/interesting.

Is it awkward when you run into your exes?
I don't have this problem because I only have one ex who lives near me, and it's never awkward because we're more or less just friends who happen to be exes, and everybody else I've dated lives really far away.

Does someone like you right now?
Sure seems like it.

How do you feel?
Frustrated. I was really sick a few days ago, and I'm better now, but not all the way better, and it's lingering and lingering. I just want to feel normal again! GOD PLEASE!

What are your plans for tonight?
Don't have any. I want to do something fun, though.

When did you last talk to your brother or sister?
I think Jane called yesterday. I mean, I know it was Jane, but I am not sure if it was yesterday.

What did you do the last time you were home alone?
Took a shower and played the tuba...at the same time.

Do you ever wanna know who you're going to marry?
If I ever get married, I think it'd be weird to not know who they were. I mean, how would you be sure that you even were married, ya know, everybody could be lying to you about your being married.

Have you ever watched The Real World?
Probably a collective ten minutes.

Who are the third and seventh texts (inbox) in your phone from?
not doing this. too lazy.

Are you tanned?
Probably less than Count Dracula was.

Are you upset with anyone?
Francis Ford Copolla

Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
He's not my best friend any more because I laughed at him because he was crying. Just kidding.

Who's your number 5 friend on your top friends?
Baby Grand

Did you get any compliments today?
Nope, but the social part of the day hasn't happened yet...I'm unemployed at the moment, too, otherwise, I'd probably have collected like 90 compliments or something...ya know, from my boss and co-workers....cos I'm so awesome.

Have you ever gone to court?
Nope

Are you friends with your neighbors?
Hardly. They're weird.

When and where was the last piercing you had?
Don't like piercings.

Whose car besides your own were you in last?
Alan's. Don't own a car myself, either.

Do you get jealous easily?
No. I just know that I'm not that special...oh shit, that's an awful thing to say

Toilet papered someone's house?
Yeah, but I grew up in the Mormon Church. I didn't really think toilet papering is that fun or funny.

Have you ever had a crush on your brother's or sister's friends?
Oh my god, my sister Shelley went out with this guy in Yakima, I think his name was Scott. He was CUTE.

Have you ever gone to the beach?
Yes.

Do you remember your music teacher's name from elementary school?
We had 2 different ones. I remember the first one having white hair, and then the second one was younger. The first one retired.

How good is your eyesight?
Really good, actually.

Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
If they weren't hungry...and sedated...and feeling some kind of interspecies connection that would make them want to treat me in a very docile manner.

What would you say if I told you I loved your sister?
I'd want to know who was saying it first.

Have you ever been out of your country?
I've been to Mexico (sort of) Canada (more or less) England (totally) Wales (kinda) and Ireland (all the way)

Would your parents be mad if you got arrested for fighting?
Survey, I'm 31. Not answering this one.

Where are your sibling(s) right now?
One sister lives in Salt Lake, One lives in Mesa, Arizona. My brother lives in Hartford, CT, but he's visiting Salt Lake.

Did you eat breakfast today?
I actually did not.

Who was the last person to call you?
Some lady from a law office that wants to interview me for a job.

What time did you wake up this morning?
about 11am, or around 8:30, but that was just for a few minutes.

What are you doing next weekend?
I have no plans

What's in your back pocket?
nothing. I'm sitting on the floor, so I took my wallet out because otherwise my butt would hurt.

Do you want to be married right now?
Um, you know what, survey, shut up.

What were you doing at 4am this morning?
Sleeping.

What do you usually do first in the morning?
Stand up.

What have you learned lately?
That Francis Ford Copolla really did kinda go nuts when he was making Apocalypse Now. This has nothing to do with the reason I'm upset with him.

When's the last time you've been sledding?
way too long ago.

Do you consider yourself creative?
I do. I do indeed.

What are you doing next week?
Look, I DON'T KNOW!

What should you be doing right now?
I'm actually being quite productive right now, thank you very much.

Do you have any enemy's?
Enemies. Learn how to pluralize. Jesus H Christ. I don't think I have any specifically personified enemies, though, no....Jeeze.

Do you hate anyone?
No.

How are you feeling today?
Okay, but I wouldn't complain about feeling a bit better.

I've done worse surveys.