I had the pleasure of working with Dr. Facer for several years though not directly under him. I was in close contact with his second in command (now head of research Facility #2766). Having recently transferred to another facility to conduct further research I am able to confirm the existence of zombies in other parts of Arizona, More specifically Scottsdale. Here there are some zombies in the earlier stages of the disease. While not seen in large numbers in the north, here they run rampant.....some of the tell tale signs are ...erratic behavior, bad teeth, poor hygiene, and theft.....most novice zombie hunters might mistake them for tweakers, but research has proven that these are in fact the beginning stages of Solanum (the disease that kills off all living tissue and reanimates the body)...... as more information becomes available, you will be updated.
Field Operative # 0013 Codename Krink
Operative Krink,
We are very glad to hear from you. Rumors had circulated that you have succumbed to a most untimely fate involving unsanctioned AZL experiments, a drink dispenser, and too many first floor windows. Our AZL Sub-Headquarters in the Metro Mall has been compromised (rent raised). Can we set the task of setting up a Scottsdale-base HQ to you, by converting research facility #2766 to a fully operational HQ facility?
Our Flagstaff based operatives have experienced similar confusion differentiating Meth Heads from Dead Heads. Early on we also had the same problems distinguishing Wal-mart management and overnight stocking crew from the undead. In fact it wasn't until Dr. R.J. Facer was able to put an end to a series of highly embarrassing incidents that involved a pack of Pygmy Marmosets, Wal-Mart Courtesy Clerks, and six boxes of instant Jello that we were able to finally draw a thin, hazy line between the undead, and the permanently brain dead.
Thanks for the field update, we look forward to coordinating efforts across Arizona.
--DeadDeadJD
 | Currently reading:
Autumn
By David Moody
Release date: 24 May, 2005 |
|