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City: GEORGETOWN
State: Massachusetts
Country: US
Signup Date: 12/23/2006
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 

So, I don't get this new math the airlines have been hitting travelers lately and this seems the best place to hash it out….there are fees on everything, except something you can charge them back for if/when they are late.

I had a last minute booking up here to Quebec City.  A round trip flight cost $1,500.  Had I booked it with 2 weeks or more it would have been half the price….

Had I not booked the flight at all, Air Canada would have made squat off of carrying my ass up here….

Then, my bag on the way up weighed 55 pounds…they charged me $0 for the bag.

On the way home, the same 55 LBS bag was going to run me an additional $100 surcharge.  When I questioned it, they said I could pay the $100 for the surcharge on one bag or split the bag into two bags and it would have only cost me $25.  Is this principal like magic zip loc back theory?   You know, I can't take more than 3 ounces of fluid through security unless it is in a zip loc bag….as we know zip locs keep explosives from exploding….

But I digress….

So, splitting 55 pounds of weight over two bags makes it worth less of a surcharge?  How do you figure?

So I pulled out an extra bag….and put the extra five pounds in it.  Well, because I was willing to take the extra pounds through as carry on baggage….no additional money.  And this is supposed to make sense, how?

RJ

 
Dude, it's not supposed to make sense.

Why?

It is an ingenious plan designed to trick the terrorists.

It seems to make no sense--in fact, it would appear to be a completely mindless approach that just fucks travelers out of their money while constantly tearing at the very fabric of their sanity.

We should stop asking questions when the airlines, airport security and their colleagues ask us to pay ridiculous fees that seem to have little or no foundation in reality.

"And exactly what's this new fee for?" should be replaced by: "An extra hundred bucks? Mmmm...Okay."

Same reason why we should all just bend over and accept being butt-raped at the gas pumps, while oil companies and their indictment-dodging CEO cronies who really run our country laugh until they piss themselves all the way to the bank. They're making more profits than ever. Billions more.

After all, we do want to beat terrorism, don't we?
 
Posted by RJ on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 - 11:51 PM
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Georgetown Fats & The Growlers

 
Ah yes.....how stupid of me. Had they just called it a "Freedom fee" I would have just gladly handed over my credit card and told them just to swipe away....take whatever they needed. By god, I'm American and I am told not to question anyone when they mention it is for freedom and to fight the terrorists.
 
Posted by Georgetown Fats & The Growlers on Friday, August 15, 2008 - 1:17 AM
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RJ

 
"Freedom fee."

As Monty Burns would say: "Yessss. Kind of has a ring to it."
 
Posted by RJ on Friday, August 15, 2008 - 2:19 AM
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Georgetown Fats & The Growlers

 
The shrunken heads on my TV tell me "Freedom isn't free"....
 
Posted by Georgetown Fats & The Growlers on Friday, August 15, 2008 - 8:15 PM
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