I have never in my life been cut off by a bartneder; but, if ever I was, it would go much like this:

Me:  Can I get another beer please?

Bartender:  No.  How about some water?

Me:  O.K. Thank you.

I can not figure out how when I cut people off, some think arguing with me and yelling at me will get them another drink.  Now people, I know you're drunk, but you have got to be kidding me if you think ranting raving and begging are going to work.  Oh and  I love this one..... I love when you try to get another moron to buy you a drink because the "fucking bartender" cut you off.  You idiot.  You just asked him/her in front of me.   It is not hard to continue to get served at a bar when you are drunk;  But here are some examples of what will get you cut off:

(Now let me preface this by telling you I can not believe I even have to outline this but for some reason, common sense..... is not all that common.)

ok so here we go.  examples of what will get you cut off at this bar:

-  You start a fight with any of the customers.

-  You start a fight with me

-  You vomit

-  You accually fall on your face.

-  You curse scream and yell at your boyfriend/girlfriend in the bar.  Now, you can take this one right back to your trailor park ,because it is not something anyone wants or even needs to hear.  ** This one will accually make me ask you to leave.  The bar is a happy place.  If you're not happy, keep it to yourself.**  (Yes, this one happens all the time)

-  If you put your fucking hands on any one in the bar, do us all a favor and save me the head ache,  DON'T EVER COME BACK.

So, in conclusion, it is very easy to hang out at a bar and get drunk and be merry.  Keep your hands to yourself, keep the booze down, and your feet on the ground and we'll all have a great time.