I was reading the Metro Times this week and that scrub Jack Lessenberry sounded a little wary about the mass exodus of prisoners from our state's jails coming up.  He says our economy doesn't need thousands of unskilled laborers bolstering our already swollen unemployment numbers.  He makes a new and interesting point.

Well I got an idea, Jack.  I say we legalize the manufacture, possession, and distribution of marijuana.  It would introduce a entire new industry to the state and give those worthless sacks of shit plenty of work doing something they know.  Make Michigan your vacation destination and blaze up, motherfuckers!  I'll be Amsterdamned if it won't work!