I want to kick off this year's NFL preseason with a message to Matt Millen:

Matt, you need to get the fuck out of Dodge, dude.  You've been making Detroit look like shit for too long and now you need to go.  We got the Tigers doing great, the Pistons make it to the conference finals every year, the Red Wings always go deep in the playoffs.  What about you?  Over all these years since you been here you can't win more than five games a season?  I'm tired of cutting my tv off every time the Lions get to the fourth quarter.

While I'm at it, William Clay Ford, you can drop the team and go buy a bingo hall or something you old bastard.  This team isn't going to win shit while you're around.