So my new buddy 'Breakfast the first ' kindly translated a bunch of the French jibber jabber that works its way through some of the tracks on the self titled tape. I had absolutely no idea what i was sampling, the results as breakfast put it are: 'fun, absurd & moody'
i completely agree, if you want to know what the fuck is going on then check this out:
(oh by the way the versions on the tape are slightly different from the ones on my myspace page, so if you don't have the tape it might not make any sense, well...none of it makes any sense anyway so fuck it.)

jackt switch
- ah, me faire tremper les mains dans un liquide pour la vaisselle? mais vous êtes folles, mademoiselle!
{hah my favorite quote!!!} ( oh, make me dip my hands in a washing up liquid? you're crazy, lady!)

something in the way she moves
- je ne sait pas ce qui m'a pris, je l'ai suivi, toute mouillée sous la pluie.
On a pris le périphérique et sa main s'est posée sur ma cui(sse - end of the word cutted in the mix)
(I dont know what happend to me, i followed him, all wet under the rain.
We took the ring road and his hand laid on my thigh)

afternoon
- palmolive vaiselle, novembre 68.
("well known wahsing up liquid brand ", november 68)

heels
- il etait là, je l'ai vu tomber dans la case du fond.
(he was there, i saw him fall into the back square [ or "bottom box" - context needed])

Fenchmaid
- (woman voice)vous allez vivre à la montagne avec vos enfants?
donnez leur beaucoup d'eau d'Evian, issue des Alpes, tres pure, tres légère,l'eau d'Evian les protège, et vous protège aussi.
(your going to linve into the mountain with your kids?
give them a lot of Evian water, born into the Alps, very pure, highly light, Evian water protects them, and protects you too.)

There you go, so in summery:

some crazy lady is trying to put my hands in washing up liquid, then some thigh fondling on a ring road after been dazed and confused in the rain following some dude, more washing up liquid! dude falls into a square and kids are going to live on a mountain (hopefully to bring us all back some delicious evian water, mmmmm refreshing)

damn.