Jim Morrison's Last Words

The fact of the matter is sweet

As new evidence rises to the top of the toilet tank, like some bad made-for-TV movie of the week.

Still uncanny, yet an amazing feat that Jim Morrison died on a toilet seat from inhaling drugs from two thugs because he feared the pierce of the needle within his skin.

So, is that the truth?

Did he take a dump after a lump of sugar with foam flowing from his nose?

Nobody really knows, except maybe for Elvis Presley, who actually took his last shit upon his golden throne before he croaked.

I wonder what words Jim Morrison spoke, as he grunted and wheezed, blew out blood as he sneezed.


Perhaps his last words were indeed,

"Oh Shit!"

And then he flopped over.

And that was it.