I don't really have much to say, but I feel like writing.  So what else is new?

Also, I am waiting on my "bailout" from the Obama adminstration, as well.  I warned the government that Pop Culture Planet was in danger of going under financially if I did not receive a handout from them.

I'm still waiting on that check ...Can a brother get a brick of government cheese, please?  I promise I'll pour that money (quite literally) back into the local economy (read: sports bars).  So what else is new?  (Part deux).

Actually, I am in limbo right now.  I guess I could get one of those sandwich boards that say "Will Snark for Food" and stand out on the street corner ...but, really, isn't that what the Internet is for?

Honestly, things are going rather well right now in regards to my comedy shenanigans ...but I am a bit of an impatient fuck, it seems.  I could win an Oscar for Best Unpublished Screenplay tonight ...and in 5 minutes I would turn to the nearest sympathetic hobo in the green room asking: "Well, is that IT...?"

Yes, yes - I am your typical Type-A personality, always multi-tasking to the bitter end: That's why I'm drinking beer while blogging AND watching Sportscenter ...all at the same time!  Ladies and gentlemen, hold your applause.

I just need to FOCUS.  But, in my defense, I have had a few too many beers tonight ...so that doesn't help much, I guess.  But, again, in my defense: Beer is delicious!  And the fantasy baseball team I drafted tonight is certainly nothing to sneeze at either, folks!

Yep, all in a day's work.

As usual, I'm just avoiding reality: I need to start packing up my stuff around here.  I have been fortunate enough to receive some great advice these last few months in the world of comedy from some very talented people ...and they're all telling me the same thing.  I just need to act on that advice.

So, in conclusion, it seems rather obvious that this is "a blog about nothing."

GEORGE COSTANZA: "So, how about this:  You own an antique store, and people randomly wander into your store, with some problem, and start asking for your advice... and you get wrapped up in their lives!  There's the show! That's your show!"

JERRY SEINFELD: "So I own an antique store, and some guy wanders in off the street looking to buy a lamp or something ...and, SUDDENLY, I'm getting him out of a jam?"

GEORGE COSTANZA: "Yeah, yeah!  It'll be great!"

Hey, what else is new???