This is an actual photo I took walking home last week.
I chuckled for quite a while over this one...

If you walk up about half a block you can see that it actually reads:
"Metropolitan Storage Warehouse: FIRE PROOF,"
It's too bad, too, because I really could use an ire-proof rage warehouse near my apartment.
For a small monthly fee, they'd pack away all your anger someplace where it'd never affect you...
Never hold you back or build up, only to explode later...
Never cloud your judgement...
Oh well.