I just realized that as a college student, I get to have a "Spring Break."  It's only 1 week out of 56 = not that much time, but just enough to play at least a few shows.  I'm planning on taking that week, and maybe 1 or 2 more, to put together a little "tour" around the East Coast of the U.S. (mainly New England).  A small tour...a "tour-ette" if you will.  I've entitled it: "STEVE GREGORY; TOURETTES LIVE 2009!"  It will take me to such points of interest like:

Decantur, Georgia - Home of SWEET TEAAAAY!  "y'ont s'mo sweet tay?! Y'ONT S'MO...Y'ONT SOME MO SWEET TAY?!!! <=O"  Georgia, I SURE DO! ;-)

South Carolina - Home of SOUTH OF THE BORDER, mascotted by "Pedro" the patron saint of fireworks and the worst smells you have ever had the pleasure of!

Middletown, CT - Home of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!  <=D 

The idea is to command an exponentially larger crowd at each show.  This will quickly develop into an army.  My tourette will bring me farther north still up the east coast with my army close behind.  The culmination of which will end in world domination...at the North Pole.  I highly recommend that you attend a show on STEVE GREGORY; TOURETTES LIVE 2009.  For, anyone opposing my army by the time I reach the North Pole wilst be crushed.  And there is no doubt that the majority of the world will be on board by then.  And hey, as the saying goes:  When in Rome, eat a bunch of food, vomit, eat some more, and vomit once again.  They used to call it the "vomitorium."  I think I'll make that the subtitle of my mini-tour.  STEVE GREGORY; TOURETTES LIVE 2009...THE VOMATORIUM!

Obviously, since I just came up with this idea 2 minutes ago and it's already 2/18, the odds of me actually booking all of these gigs up the east coast is few and far between.  But I'll still try!  Time to make some press kits.  So, to all of my fans whom I loving call "greghorians," I bid you a doo doo.  (monks chanting...chanting...etc.)