Poems I wrote in 2nd grade

REPOST from NOV 2005.

I found these last night when I was cleaning out boxes of my junk in the basement.
I always knew I wanted to be a writer I just don't remember ever being this bad.
These are horrible, even for a 2nd grader.
I also copied them with the original borderline retard spelling and grammar.
My favorite one is Betty Boop.
I would love to know what you guys think.

the bug

the bug the bug he lives in my rug
my mom yells for help
the only one is kelp he cant take the bug out
Help there's A Bug A Bug in my. SNout cried the
Elephant out loud it tickels
help theres a mouse oh gosh what a aful house

Joe

Hello Hello my name is Joe
I work in a place that's full of Lace.
this is the shoe store shoes and more
like socks and shoe Lace such a Quiet place.
Nobody has come Exsep For my num on my thumb.
on my toe my name is Joe

Work

mother wake up time to go to bed.
you must wake up and put on your lead.
For the pencils you need.
and the pens will work indeed.
so go to bed oh please oh please
hurry up here come the fleas

The big bear

hello there how's my bear want some honey want some hair
NO cried the bear I'am sick of Hair.
have some honey then
NO.
what did you have For breakFast
500 Wrens

Betty Boop
Iam Betty Boop I have Hair that droops.
down on my chin.
I know a boy with a Fin.
of a trout carrieing A bowling pin
my name is Betty boop (sigh)