Didn't sleep at all last night
Lied in bed, listening
My body screamed
Through my chest

I called Brett Favre
To offer a commercial spot
For Kranz Plumbing
But he didn't pick up

So I thought about the commercial
How much it would cost
And I realized
It wasn't going to happen

But I imagined how it would go
A shot of me, standing on a septic tank
Bending over, installing the wiring
Sweating

Then Brett would just be there
Behind me, over my shoulder
We would look into one another's eyes
And slowly turn our heads to the camera

Our mouths open, eyes wide
The scene would fade to black
Until, at the last moment
One frame would flash

Barely perceptible
The viewer would only recall hours later
A kissing scene between men
And a phone number