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	hipbilly [sumbitch] Billy comma Hip	Yup. Refreshing.   Posted by hipbilly [sumbitch] on Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 09:56 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	I think her variety is my favorite kinda crazy. Gently crazy I'll call it.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 09:58 PM [Reply to this]

	hipbilly [sumbitch] Billy comma Hip	'Benevolently Insane'....sorta like us...   Posted by hipbilly [sumbitch] on Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 10:00 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	That sounds more sophisticated.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 10:03 PM [Reply to this]

	Marty (Louisville)	Might have been Mary Kay.   Posted by Marty (Louisville) on Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 10:00 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	Back from the dead? That could explain some things.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 10:03 PM [Reply to this]

	Paul Randall Buchanan Paul Buchanan	Maybe it was your Uncle Wolfman's ex-wife... crap.. I can't think of her name right now... I've blocked it from memory... but she was not gentle... so..   Posted by Paul Randall Buchanan on Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 10:43 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	Lori. Scary Lori. Remember that time she beat him with a champagne bottle? That bitch was crazy. And she did over-do the blush.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 03:10 AM [Reply to this]

	mike mike cronan	I'm sorry I don't come over here more. You're one of the best writers on here. Why do I forget?   Posted by mike on Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 10:44 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	I'm not sure, but you keep slingin' praise like that and my ego would probably let you slide with quarterly visits.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 03:11 AM [Reply to this]

	Jonathon	Just you wait... One of these days you'll see her on the news.  Some kind of news helicopter camera angle shot of her in the middle of the street with a limelight aura illuminating a maniacal smile while she pulls a .45 out of her pants with a three foot barrel on it.  Just you wait...   Posted by Jonathon on Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 10:55 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	The catalyst? They discontinued her favorite shade.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 03:12 AM [Reply to this]

	Emma Rhoids Emma Rhoids	Hey... I got Cherries in the Snow... hehehe You gotta love those ladies. My mom was one of them, except her thing was false eyelashes. She'd put those things on and they'd be stuck to the middle of her eyelid, nowhere near her actual eyelashes. One side would be flopped up, the other side flopped down. She didn't care...she had her goddamn eyelashes on and she was going about her business... talking back to the voices and such.   Posted by Emma Rhoids on Thursday, August 20, 2009 - 11:00 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	Your mom sounds charming. My mom liked to wear shorts so tiny that her buttcheeks showed. And her psychosis manifested in the form of imaginary S.W.A.T. members on the roof of our trailer.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 03:13 AM [Reply to this]

	Emma Rhoids Emma Rhoids	With my mom it was the FBI. She called those dudes constantly talking about 'the computer papers said...Gary McCormick is going to kill me.' Never did figure out if Gary McCormick was a real person. Of course, she'd shut off all the lights and make me hide under the table any time the ghetto bird was looking for someone on the loose in the 'hood- (nightly) and other various and sundry delights.   Posted by Emma Rhoids on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 11:20 PM [Reply to this]

	ZEMMIWINKLE in time [sumbitch]	HAHHAHHA!!! yup! AND what a pleasant way to put it! You rule like a pretty pink bunny rabbit with a chainsaw!! xxoo   Posted by ZEMMIWINKLE in time [sumbitch] on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 12:17 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	I felt pretty positive about it. I observed crazy, but wasn't singed by it's fiery flames. Plus, it made me think about war paint and tribes on the move. I don't know what the fuck I'm babbling about.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 03:15 AM [Reply to this]

	Jack Jack Christensen	I saw an 80 yr old woman wrapped in aluminum foil and had a green painted face.  She was driving a Lincoln Towncar...a Lincoln Towncar?...tells me she wasn't on her way to Burning Man...she was on her way to the Mothership.   Posted by Jack on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 01:12 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	Wonder if it's the same old lady that led Dallas police on a 45 minute chase because she was running late for her hair appointment.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 03:18 AM [Reply to this]

	Troy, the Anti-Social Socialist	Did she have a husband with her?  Or were you just comparing her to other ladies who swing guitars (that they don't own) at their husbands?   Posted by Troy, the Anti-Social Socialist on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 04:10 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	She did have her husband with her. Nothing strange about him, except the fact that he moved at turtle speed. Maybe even slower.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 01:56 PM [Reply to this]

	El Solo Lobo Temy Beal	I question... why would we assume this person to be crazy...?   Posted by El Solo Lobo on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 05:53 AM [Reply to this]

	Staley Staley Buchanan	Well, sane people refrain from adding that much paint to their face in the hottest month of 'Texas Summer' to avoid having a huge smear face by 9am....but if you want to question it then FINE but I am going to have to take Rebel's word for it.   Posted by Staley on Saturday, August 22, 2009 - 12:19 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	Mostly because of the shoddy makeup job. It was streaky. And there was something in her eyes I could feel.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 01:57 PM [Reply to this]

	►Corpus◄ Christie [sumbitch] Christie Love	It's nice to run up on some non-shit-smearing crazy once in awhile! Or maybe she isn't crazy. . . maybe she's just so fashion-sophisticated that we can't comprehend her.    Posted by ►Corpus◄ Christie [sumbitch] on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 05:56 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	It could be, but fashion trends are a little slow to hit East Texas. I prefer to think that pale face stole her fire water and she's on the warpath.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Saturday, August 22, 2009 - 02:01 PM [Reply to this]

	Aaron Aaron Smith Joans	"the softer side of crazy" That should be the title of Courtney Love's first recording of old standards. Nice writing--I'm laughing my ass off here!   Posted by Aaron on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 09:18 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	HA! We should email that suggestion to her!   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Saturday, August 22, 2009 - 02:01 PM [Reply to this]

	Chops Mc Lou [sumbitch]	I like your crazy lady.  much better than I like a lot of the people who are 'not crazy'. I had a teacher at school who use to be, shall we say, enthusiastic with her make-up. She was really sweet.  I wonder if she moved to Texas?     Posted by Chops Mc Lou [sumbitch] on Friday, August 21, 2009 - 10:02 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	She was by far the most pleasant to deal with nut I've seen in a long time. And she didn't speak for the entire time she was in the shop, so I'm not sure if she had an accent or not. But it could have been her.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Saturday, August 22, 2009 - 02:02 PM [Reply to this]

	Staley Staley Buchanan	Maybe she was trying to be the new female version of Michael Jackson without going to the extreme of skin bleach....just a thought.   Posted by Staley on Saturday, August 22, 2009 - 12:21 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	Also possible. All I know is, Eric's grandma was scared of her, and refused to get out of the car until she left. Some people don't appreciate weirdos.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Saturday, August 22, 2009 - 02:03 PM [Reply to this]

	Lydia	Sounds like a nice church-goin' lady.   Posted by Lydia on Saturday, August 22, 2009 - 09:02 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] Rebel Columbo	Probably is. Maybe she's one of those clown preachers I've heard about. Yet another reason for me not to go to church.   Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Saturday, August 22, 2009 - 02:04 PM [Reply to this]