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Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch]

Rebel Columbo


Last Updated: 12/18/2009

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Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 32
Sign: Aries

City: ALTO
Country: US
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Saturday, September 26, 2009 

Category: Friends
Brother Otis says he knows
we're married women
and he would never try
to get out of line.

It's just that he owns
two big old houses,
a farm he got when
his daddy passed over.

He wants to see us,
maybe invite us to visit
the Baptist church service.
They usually got cookies there.

He misses us a lot.
been lonely, 'specially
since Tyler stopped showin'
Hogan's Heroes.

And he wonders
if we have for sale
a gut hook knife.
Preferably with a sheath.


08:55 PM
 
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hipbilly [sumbitch]
Billy comma Hip

 
Damn. You go over and see him?

 
Posted by hipbilly [sumbitch] on Saturday, September 26, 2009 - 09:39 PM
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Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch]
Rebel Columbo

 
Nawsir. I don't want to fan the flames of his insanity, and I'd hate to hafta shoot him.

 
Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Saturday, September 26, 2009 - 11:02 PM
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Penrose
Jakob Lewis

 
Having to go cold turkey from a Hogan's Heroes addiction can drive anyone over the edge.
TV can do that.
I knew a woman who sliced her Grand Daddy's throat when they cancelled, "Invasion".
 
Posted by Penrose on Saturday, September 26, 2009 - 11:50 PM
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Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch]
Rebel Columbo

 
It's hard to let go of Bob Crane once you love him.

I kicked a man in the jimmy when they ended Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

 
Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Sunday, September 27, 2009 - 02:15 AM
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Paul Randall Buchanan
Paul Buchanan

 
Yeah... it's better when your gut hook knife has a sheath..
 
Posted by Paul Randall Buchanan on Saturday, September 26, 2009 - 11:51 PM
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Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch]
Rebel Columbo

 
So true. Wouldn't wanna get guts on your pants.

 
Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Sunday, September 27, 2009 - 02:15 AM
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►Corpus◄ Christie [sumbitch]
Christie Love

 
Ain't enough cookies in the world. . .

 
Posted by ►Corpus◄ Christie [sumbitch] on Sunday, September 27, 2009 - 03:08 AM
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Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch]
Rebel Columbo

 
Wish I had some cookies right now. I'd dunk 'em in milk.

 
Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Sunday, September 27, 2009 - 03:58 AM
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►Corpus◄ Christie [sumbitch]
Christie Love

 
I could almost always go for some cookies, myself.  But if i have to go get dipped in Jesus first, then count me out.

 
Posted by ►Corpus◄ Christie [sumbitch] on Sunday, September 27, 2009 - 01:39 PM
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Staley
Staley Buchanan

 
Ugh, just thinkin about having to dip my cookies in some Jesus makes me want to hurl up the ones I just ate. YUCK
 
Posted by Staley on Tuesday, September 29, 2009 - 03:08 AM
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Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch]
Rebel Columbo

 
Very true. 'Specially since cookies are so readily available at the grocery store. There's really no reason to get Jeebus involved.

 
Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Sunday, September 27, 2009 - 03:31 PM
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yossarian [sumbitch]
Yossarian Hunter

 
if they start giving away toasters with baptisms i'm in...

 
Posted by yossarian [sumbitch] on Sunday, September 27, 2009 - 05:15 AM
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Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch]
Rebel Columbo

 
I could be had for a quality waffle iron.

 
Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Sunday, September 27, 2009 - 03:32 PM
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El Solo Lobo [sumbitch]
Temy Beal

 
Maybe y'all should put a good gut hook knife (with sheath) in the church raffle?
 
Posted by El Solo Lobo [sumbitch] on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 01:53 AM
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Chops Mc Lou [sumbitch]

 
I'd not step inside a church unless I had a gut hook knife for protection.
Them churchy people are all crazy muthaphuckers, AND they keep on
hustling you for free money.
Otis.  Jeebus. 

 
Posted by Chops Mc Lou [sumbitch] on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 03:08 PM
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ZEMMIWINKLE in time [sumbitch]

 
damn. that brother Otis. i suspect a book just about HIM is in the workins..
xxoo

 
Posted by ZEMMIWINKLE in time [sumbitch] on Monday, September 28, 2009 - 10:05 PM
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mmharris.com
Megan Harris

 
i do love a good brother otis story. :)

 
Posted by mmharris.com on Tuesday, December 22, 2009 - 08:45 AM
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Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch]
Rebel Columbo

 
I'm glad he's a free man instead of sitting out the rest of his life at Rusk State Mental Hospital. They said he was going away forever after that car-jacking attempt, but Texas justice has some flaws.

 
Posted by Rebel S. Columbo [sumbitch] on Tuesday, December 22, 2009 - 03:29 PM
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