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	ZEMMIWINKLE in time	yes ma'am! you tell em! :D   Posted by ZEMMIWINKLE in time on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 09:58 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	I did. You like the way I talk guns? Very sexy, huh?   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 10:11 PM [Reply to this]

	ZEMMIWINKLE in time	YES! you sizzle like gunpowder in the chamber, Rebuh!   Posted by ZEMMIWINKLE in time on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 11:08 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	You should hear me talk dirty...totally awkward and unappealing.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 12:14 AM [Reply to this]

	Carla	Ain't nothin for free.  Specially gun talk from a gal.  Make sure ya charge em full price, too.    Posted by Carla on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 11:44 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	I will. Not many ladies with a rack like this will let guys stand around and ogle her while she cleans a shotgun. With rarity comes premium prices.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 12:15 AM [Reply to this]

	[Corpus] Christie Christie Love	YES!  Longer-than-necessary hugs, shirt peeps, and other misc. a la carte services should cost extra.   Posted by [Corpus] Christie on Tuesday, November 03, 2009 - 11:46 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	Exactly. I'm not hauling these jugs around for the fun of it. Not to mention the effort I spend boning up on the latest models of assault rifles and the new calibers. I need compensation.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 12:16 AM [Reply to this]

	hipbilly Billy, comma, Hip .	Heh heh. Heh heh. You said 'boning up'...   Posted by hipbilly on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 12:52 AM [Reply to this]

	El Solo Lobo Temy Beal	hipbilly always cracks me up.   Posted by El Solo Lobo on Friday, November 06, 2009 - 05:02 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	Yeah I did.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 02:00 PM [Reply to this]

	Penrose Jakob Lewis	You keep talking like that and you'll give Charlton Heston an erection, which is a good trick considering how old he is. And how dead   Posted by Penrose on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 12:18 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	When it happens, I'll get to scratch another off the "Things to do to dead old men before I die" list.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 12:26 AM [Reply to this]

	Jack Jack Christensen	I wish I had a rifle worthy of the Leupold scope mentioned...mine are commie killin' machines that like to see the whites of a man's eyes before they bite...which ain't really a bad thing.  Thought about one for my .223 chambered pistol though...that'd be more fun than grease on a sit & spin.   Posted by Jack on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 12:37 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	Have you looked at the new Thompson Venture bolt action? Match-grade button rifled barrel and self adjustable trigger, guaranteed 1" or smaller groups at 100 yds right out of the box. Less than $500, and quite worthy of a Leupold scope with the B & C reticle.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 02:04 PM [Reply to this]

	Jonathon	I shot a 12 gauge once.  True story.  I didn't look down anybodys shirt or nuthin' though.   Posted by Jonathon on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 12:43 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	I am not a shotgun girl myself, though I think I'm gonna hafta invest in a nice pump .410 for the zombie apocalypse. P.S. Guns are more exciting when you peak down a shirt.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 02:13 PM [Reply to this]

	Carla	My daddy gave me his .410 when we moved out here to California, what with the gang problems and all.  He figured his huntin days were over back in Blue Summit and he didn't need it to keep the revenuers off his land anymore. I do like that gun.  Love would be too strong a term, but I like it a lot.  It's a good size for a gal.    Posted by Carla on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 12:38 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	Fuckin' revenuers, trying to beat the poor moonshinin' man down. The did it to my grandpa, Papa Pooch, and he died toothless and poor. He coulda used a nice .410 pump himself.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 03:13 PM [Reply to this]

	hipbilly Billy, comma, Hip .	I will pay you good money if you will PLEASE find me an early 80s Ruger .357 Blackhawk, brushed nickel finish/original walnut grip. Hugs? Only if ye want one.   Posted by hipbilly on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 12:51 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	I'm still looking, but vintage Rugers are rising steadily in price, and are increasingly rare. Too bad you're not a Smith & Wesson fan, cause I've got a nice collection of revolvers from the 50's through the 80's. You like .44 Mag?   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 02:16 PM [Reply to this]

	Me So Stormy SuFfering SuCcotash	if i didn't likes ya so much i'd hatez ya fer yer multi-taLenTz... yoWzeRs lady!! can i be yer agent?!!! xoxox :0)   Posted by Me So Stormy on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 06:47 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	I'm a pretty good shot too. Yes, you can be my agent. Can you get Ira Glass on the phone for me? xoxo   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 02:18 PM [Reply to this]

	Me So Stormy SuFfering SuCcotash	will ron glass do? tee hee :0)   Posted by Me So Stormy on Saturday, November 07, 2009 - 11:12 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	Of Barney Miller fame? He's better than nothing. xo   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 03:51 PM [Reply to this]

	Lisa King	mine like when I talk motors & cycles;)   Posted by Lisa King on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 08:14 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	I'm firmly convinced that men don't even care what you look like as long as you have knowledge of the manly arts. And if you're hot, they'll never leave your side.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 02:19 PM [Reply to this]

	DARON BECK	My girlfriend hates World Class Championship Wrestling and The Von Erich's. How much for wrestling girlfriend services?   Posted by DARON BECK on Wednesday, November 04, 2009 - 08:47 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	SO funny you should ask...last night I was sitting on the couch watching Maury reveal paternity results, and when Dot came in, she asked "Why are you watching Maury?" and I said, "I miss Daron, and I'm pretending that he's here watching crap tv with me." She said that was sad. So, I'd be glad to comp your wrestling girlfriend fees, because I'm a huge Von Erich fan from way back. Want me to teach you the "iron claw"?   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 03:10 PM [Reply to this]

	DARON BECK	I really want to know where The Great Kabuki gets his green smoke from!!!! I'm gonna start a metal band called Iron Claw and we're all gonna dress like Micheal Hayes!!   Posted by DARON BECK on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 03:35 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	The Great Kabuki stuck out his tongue in my face one time. Can I be Koko B. Ware?   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 11:46 PM [Reply to this]

	$EX Artiste!	Wow.  I just realized my uncles, dad and cousins owe me alot of money.  Everytime I go home, I have to listen to drivel regarding all that stuff.  And they go on and on about their cars, engines, latest buck kill, etc.  and I just nodded politely, bored out of my mind.  These deadbeat people owe me alot of money, damnit!   Posted by $EX Artiste! on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 12:55 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	I say write 'em an invoice. I charge extra for listening about the "big buck" kills, you should too. Then buy yourself something fabulous that would befit your title.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 03:11 PM [Reply to this]

	Seb	Just remember, the bigger or the more the guns, the smaller or less useful the, well, you know.....   Posted by Seb on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 07:33 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	Except in my case. I have a manly dong.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Thursday, November 05, 2009 - 09:21 PM [Reply to this]

	El Solo Lobo Temy Beal	I like a gun in the same way I like a hammer. Handy tool when I need it. Couldn't care less about its measurements or who made it, etc. I agree you should charge full price.   Posted by El Solo Lobo on Friday, November 06, 2009 - 05:02 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	That's what a lot of people don't understand. A gun is a tool, it's just a little more fun than a hammer. Okay, a lot more fun. Though I am a  bit of a gun snob. No Saturday night specials for me.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Friday, November 06, 2009 - 03:13 PM [Reply to this]

	Bob (aka Scibard)	So do those charges come with a ten day waiting period and a background check?    Posted by Bob (aka Scibard) on Saturday, November 07, 2009 - 05:46 AM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	We're in Texas, what waiting period? No background check required for gun girlfriend services, unless our session ends with a gun purchase. But I promise to make the check completely painless.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Saturday, November 07, 2009 - 03:11 PM [Reply to this]

	Lydia	I'm moving to the West Virginia countryside and need a good, solid rifle. Any recommendations? I want it mainly to ward off zombie attacks, and maybe take out people who want to take advantage of my food stores once "The Road" becomes real.   Posted by Lydia on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 07:28 PM [Reply to this]

	Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ Rebel Gunslinger	Get yourself a pump shotgun. Obliterates zombie brains and human interlopers. Very handy for snakes too.   Posted by Rebel S. Nerd, Future Jeopardy! Champ on Monday, November 09, 2009 - 08:44 PM [Reply to this]