Cyn, having sent me back into the downward spiral of ..hot ..topic addiction, is now trying to pimp me out by convincing me that ..i need to get the pink leopard and skull bikini and wear that on stage. ..she's enabling this by saying she'll pay me a dollar for ever minute ..i wear it. ..tragially, I'm now considering how many minutes it would take to pay for the bikini.

..i'll either sober up and decide the bikini on stage is a ridiculous idea, or ..i'll sober up and decide ..i don't care and ..i'm going to wear it. ..it could go either way at this point, really.

...however ..i am kinda enjoying the fantasy of of the bikini with some killer old skool scarberian ..kodiak grebs...