After rigorous persuasion with hookers and blow, Hinch has finally joined the Piracy crew. I, for one, welcome his witty and conservative contributions. But enough from me, here's a word from the great man himself:
"As the date draws closer we continue to think of ways to blow our Piracy budget on you hippie freeloaders. Keep an eye in city stores this week for a free Piracy mix CD, put together by our very own Disco Trash. I have a Derryn Hunch that you won't be disappointed. And if that's not enough for you dole bludging criminals, there are Piracy kits for the first 50 people through the door, complete with homosexual pink stickers, free tunes for the haters, and flavoured condoms for the lovers. All you have to do is rock up on time and squeeze 8 fucking dollars from your Centrelink payment.
Good Evening Australia... I'm Derryn Hinch."