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October 28, 2009 - Wednesday 





With Thanksgiving just around the bend, I was hoping to harvest some ideas. Sometimes our brainstorming has great results.

I think anything having to do with yams, corn and booze is always funny. Well the word corn alone is just funny. Corn hole, corn fritter.

"The day after the first Thanksgiving would be the first time the pilgrims saw corn in their stool."

You see that's comedy gold.

Squash is funny, gourds are kind of funny. Children talking about the horrendous acts our founding fathers committed against the Native American people and then talking about pie.....funny.

Drunk whores are always funny.

Larry the pilgrim discovered Peggy, American's first drunk whore.

But those are my limited ideas. I need fresh ideas.

Let's brainstorm. Let's share ideas. What's funny to you? What would you like to see?




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Noah Ⓡ
Noah Alberici

 
First!!
 
Posted by Noah Ⓡ on October 28, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:12 PM
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☮stephanie.marie☮

 
<---- bloggdicker!! 

 
Posted by ☮stephanie.marie☮ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 12:00 AM
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Noah Ⓡ
Noah Alberici

 
It's about time after all these years!
 
Posted by Noah Ⓡ on October 28, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:12 PM
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Z A Q

 
rude turkey? (not origional, i know... but i miss rude kitty)

 
Posted by Z A Q on October 28, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:12 PM
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ஐkealeyஐ

 
yesss!

 
Posted by ஐkealeyஐ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 9:19 PM
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Lynne

 
Haha, Rude turkey would be awesome!!
 
Posted by Lynne on October 28, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:21 PM
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--=Aaron=--
Aaron Fattie Bower

 
i agreeeeeeee!



 
Posted by --=Aaron=-- on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 12:37 AM
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♥That Bitch Leah♥
Hates DaStupid

 
meeee 2 



 
Posted by ♥That Bitch Leah♥ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 3:59 AM
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~melanie~

 
how about instead of rude turkey, some 50's housewife stuffing a turkey making allusions to a dirty sex move?
 
Posted by ~melanie~ on November 5, 2009 - Thursday - 3:44 AM
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Earandur Lossehelin™
Anthony Spriggs

 
how about a bunch of pilgrims screaming "FIRST!"....first Thanksgiving...get it? y/y?

 
Posted by Earandur Lossehelin™ on October 28, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:13 PM
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Alexis
Alexis Ceule

 
Bwahahaha!  I like that too!  
 
Posted by Alexis on November 4, 2009 - Wednesday - 1:26 PM
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Ann
Ann Stroker

 
hahahah...i like that!
 
Posted by Ann on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 10:24 PM
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sadsak

 
haha!
 
Posted by sadsak on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 5:08 AM
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Alisha
Alisha Cranmer

 
Love it... and I hope Mike makes 'em look like smarmy tools!

 
Posted by Alisha on October 28, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:49 PM
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Claire Elizabeth Blackeagle
Claire Edwards Blackeagle

 
*lol*
 
Posted by Claire Elizabeth Blackeagle on October 28, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:16 PM
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vegannosaurus jes. [omfgtmn] ツ
Jessie Pemberton

 
who cares. you know we'll laugh at whatever you post.

 
Posted by vegannosaurus jes. [omfgtmn] ツ on October 28, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:20 PM
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Meow Mix 666 ©

 
Drunk whores are a classic!
 
Posted by Meow Mix 666 © on October 28, 2009 - Wednesday - 11:36 PM
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Gonzo - Welcome To Revolution 2.0

 
I like the drink whore idea & the corn one.  How about Larry dropped Peggy when he found corn on his willie?

 
Posted by Gonzo - Welcome To Revolution 2.0 on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 12:02 AM
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Amyboo
Amy Rotan-Ward

 
ewwwww, LMAO I like that idea :)
 
Posted by Amyboo on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 4:49 PM
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Rick

 
how about somthing with drunk whores AND corn holes
 
Posted by Rick on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 4:07 PM
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++rudekitty++

 
..or drunk holes and corn whores.
 
Posted by ++rudekitty++ on October 30, 2009 - Friday - 5:22 PM
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♥Connie♥

 
^^^^^^^Bwhahahhahaha!!!

 
Posted by ♥Connie♥ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 3:07 AM
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Lynne

 
Bwaahaha!
 
Posted by Lynne on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 1:20 AM
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Joan
Joan Slawson

 
Drunk Whore Pilgrim women and Horny Indian Men
 
Posted by Joan on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 12:09 AM
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M▲®€Ø$狼
Mark Lopez

 
u should hae something about Columbus being a cunt!!
 
Posted by M▲®€Ø$狼 on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 12:19 AM
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ChiChis Christ

 
He totally was a cunt!

 
Posted by ChiChis Christ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 2:48 AM
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Angie

 
Drunken whores, lots and lots of drunken whores. They always get a giggle out of me ;) With in-laws, giblets and turkey basters around I'm sure there's plenty of material.
 
Posted by Angie on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 12:29 AM
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Drunk Girl
Dirty Dishtowels

 
We were always going to do something with a "horny horn of plenty" or cornucopia.  That would be new. 
 
Posted by Drunk Girl on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 12:38 AM
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*♥Bexi Bear♥*

 
Love it all! I am not so much of an ideas person at least ATM, but can't wait to see your Thanksgiving goodies!

 
Posted by *♥Bexi Bear♥* on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 1:00 AM
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Shondibelle

 
“See mom, I told you they wouldn’t notice that the Turkey was past expiration date. You were worried for nothing.”


Turkey hides the murder weapon.


Dear God, I will be really thankful If this hunky indian man takes me back to his wigwam and lets me suck on his peace pipe.


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Posted by Shondibelle on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 1:01 AM
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~♔Jessica ♔~
Jessica Spearman

 
Ha! Hunky Indian man is a perv.....but he is perving himself and not the women!...What's up with that!!??...lol

 
Posted by ~♔Jessica ♔~ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 12:43 PM
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♥Leane♥
Laura De La O

 
uhhh, figure on the left is a dude folks... which could make some comedy gold Mikey :*
 
Posted by ♥Leane♥ on November 10, 2009 - Tuesday - 4:29 PM
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El_Ley_Steph
Stephanie S.

 
yeh what's up with that? lol john redcorn!
 
Posted by El_Ley_Steph on October 31, 2009 - Saturday - 7:36 AM
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♥Connie♥

 
^^^It looks like hunky Indian is playin' with his own wigwam!

 
Posted by ♥Connie♥ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 3:08 AM
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♥Connie♥

 
^^^^Either that, or it's his turn to make the gravy! hahahahaha

 
Posted by ♥Connie♥ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 3:09 AM
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Sonya

 
Oh, GAWD! mmmmm, graaaavyyyyy! ;)
 
Posted by Sonya on November 6, 2009 - Friday - 4:19 AM
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Shondibelle

 
lol lol
 
Posted by Shondibelle on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 5:19 AM
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bridgiduh

 
your awesome

 
Posted by bridgiduh on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 1:48 AM
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robin

 
what is he touching under his loin cloth?? is he working on his special dressing

 
Posted by robin on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 1:48 AM
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♥Connie♥

 
^^^Oh shit! I shoulda kept reading...I do that all the time. Sorry.

 
Posted by ♥Connie♥ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 3:09 AM
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♥ Johnny's Man ♥

 
only thing I can come up with is a bunch of puritan woman like the ones above, staring at the naked or near naked indian men gathering the corn, quote something like "Now we REALLY have something to be thankful for"
Or just a pilgrim woman standing in front of a thanksgiving table saying  "My Indian name is 'Can't cook for shit'"

 
Posted by ♥ Johnny's Man ♥ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 5:33 AM
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Whatever
Rebekah Robertson

 
Ahh. Men.
 
Posted by Whatever on November 8, 2009 - Sunday - 2:15 AM
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♥Connie♥

 
^^^^^^^^I LOVE those!!

 
Posted by ♥Connie♥ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 2:09 PM
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Shondibelle

 
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us Ok, Uncle Tom..you gather up the chilluns and tell them a story while me and Prissy here get them collard greens in the boilin pot....and don't tell me you don't know know nuthin bout boiilin! Mammy you see to it that we get a good Turkey out back...and don't let those yankee carpetbaggers come near this house! Oh yeah, tell those savage men to meet me around back at the corn bin.
 
Posted by Shondibelle on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 1:10 AM
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Just Plain Beth

 
Holy shart! That little boy has a dead raccoon. I'll stick to turkey.

 
Posted by Just Plain Beth on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 4:48 AM
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♥Connie♥

 
^^^^I wasn't even sure that was a little boy....sorta looked like a *little person*.......(are we allowed to say midget?)

 
Posted by ♥Connie♥ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 2:10 PM
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The Vile Temptress
Joy Downey

 
It's Ain't Jamama, Uncle Ben, and little Naysheen with Drunk Peggy!

 
Posted by The Vile Temptress on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 2:58 AM
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Shondibelle

 
thats funny
 
Posted by Shondibelle on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 5:16 AM
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~Cindi Lou Who?~

 
i dont know but when i see the above turkey my first thought is "Outta my way! I am looking for a hooker, if I am gonna be eaten, I want it to be worth it!" or something like that. =)
 
Posted by ~Cindi Lou Who?~ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 1:16 AM
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~The Big 80's Bitch~
Takin' no Mess

 
Hmmm, I'm thinking something about this thanksgiving being the one when the Native Americans steal the white women, and breed themselves back into some serious numbers...

My husband is Native American....he came up with this idea of course :)

 
Posted by ~The Big 80's Bitch~ on October 29, 2009 - Thursday - 1:26 AM
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