He scares a lot of people with his unusual ways,
But in these comic books this is where he plays.
He may be odd and kinda creepy,
And on the prowl very sneaky.
He's not the kind of person that has a favorite toy,
Instead he stays home to draw Happy Noodle Boy.
He has some friends this cannot be denied,
But how he keeps them makes logic become defied.
Doughboy and Mr Eff are some to name,
Nail Bunny and Devi are a little more sane.
He is kind of violent I must admit,
So don't make fun of him not one little bit.
Squee is his neighbor ten years old at best,
The first time they met gave Squee a fright fest.
This story goes on forever and ever,
hopefully the books become a best seller.