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Status: Single
City: Fayetteville
State: Arkansas
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/9/2007

January 19, 2007 - Friday

yes, a quote page...Again

Here are some quotes by comedian Mitch Hedberg:

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporaly out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

-Mitch Hedberg

3:05 PM

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