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Gender: Male
Status: Married
Age: 51
Sign: Cancer

State: ALABAMA
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/9/2007

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Sunday, May 27, 2007 

Hey People,

Thanks very much for all of your support, specially with Spiderman 3, and with this myspace homepage as my fans sometimes even surprise me.

 
This blog is to just tie a few things up before I have a few weeks break before the big push in summer and fall.

The first thing is that I am getting a fair few media based companies asking me if I would do interviews or Television appearances. To all of them I say that yes, I would do them but you have to go through the proper channels like everyone else, as I don't really want to make agreements over myspace. To make sure I could fit it in to my time table etc. Also I have nightmares of going to do an interview and it turning out to be an over enthusiastic fan then being kidnapped for a month or something like that having to eat rats. Hope that helps with all of your media questions.

The Next thing is the amount of messages that I get when I check this thing. Most of them are people telling me every time they watch a film with me in. But even more are people trying to sell me Viagra or pitying me for being single (which I am not). So if people could stop trying to comment on the size of my wang that would be great.

Also after my break I with be doing another blog with questions, so if you'd like to ask me a real question (and not about the size of my wang) like what's my favourite colour or music band you can do so, but hopefully more original than that.

Bruce

Please no more questions for the moment as I am writing it at the moment. I am sure i will do another question thing later on in the year, after My name is Bruce comes out

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T!

 
I got a Q!!

a film was being made based on your life...who would play you???and why??
(it cant be you by the way :P)

Thanks!
 
Posted by T! on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 7:33 PM
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Ben Cape
Ben Cape

 
Cool, nice to know what's not written down in your Girltech diary. Just kiddin.
But here's my question, do you actually own a chainsaw at home?
 
Posted by Ben Cape on Thursday, May 31, 2007 - 2:43 PM
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Princess

 
Go to your home page on MySpace. Under your picture, click on View Comments. Then, you can delete any comments that remark on the size of your penis or how to make it function better. That will solve that problem, Bruce. Here are some questions for you:
1. When are you going to write another book?
2. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
3. If you were going to be a tree, what kind of tree would you be and why?
4. What are your favorite alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages?
5. What is your favorite food?
6. What is your favorite animal?
7. What would you do to bring down the price of gasoline?
8. Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
 
Posted by Princess on Saturday, June 02, 2007 - 7:09 AM
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ashley. ☮
Ashley Foor

 
What kind of milk do you drink? Whole? 1%? 2%? etc....

i NEED to know this.
seriously.
I can't say I've heard anything about your wang. I hope i's okay. :]
 
Posted by ashley. ☮ on Thursday, June 07, 2007 - 7:12 AM
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okay i believe you but my tommy gun dont
Daniel Whitton

 
where can i find the trailer for "my name is bruce"?
 
Posted by okay i believe you but my tommy gun dont on Sunday, July 08, 2007 - 4:41 PM
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Jeff
Jeff Taylor

 
What was the single most miserable part in filming each of the Evil Dead movies?
 
Posted by Jeff on Friday, July 13, 2007 - 10:19 PM
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*<3Happy Kisses<3*

 
What was your favorite role to play when working with Sam Rami? And did you enjoy being in Xena?
 
Posted by *<3Happy Kisses<3* on Saturday, July 14, 2007 - 10:16 PM
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♥[Nyan Nyan Chan]♥

 
I'm interested in what kind of music u like cuz u seem like u'd be into a whole bunch of stuff from classical 2 metal.
 
Posted by ♥[Nyan Nyan Chan]♥ on Tuesday, July 17, 2007 - 7:57 AM
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chriiiiiiis!
Christopher Cagle

 
First question: Are you rich? I mean I never seen you drive up in a BIG fancy car or have you Mexican worker clip/trim your flowers so...are you?
 
Posted by chriiiiiiis! on Monday, September 03, 2007 - 3:06 PM
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CB

 
As for the over enthusiastic fan kidnapping nightmare bit, it certainly got me laughing. I imagined you in some twisted version of that twisted Steven King film/novel, "Misery". Perhaps you could do a parody. Very amusing.

 
Posted by CB on Sunday, February 08, 2009 - 8:40 PM
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