So, for some reason, while I was driving in between jobs, I thought "I wonder how I'm going to die... I'm sure It'll be something really ridiculous." And so I came up with these possible scenarios:

-I'll contract some sort of weird disease/cancer from bacteria found in some random horses hoof

-A horse will pull a nail through my hand AGAIN, except this time I'll get Tetanus because I refuse to get another Tetanus shot

-I'll get smashed by a Semi while driving my truck because it's the only vehicle big enough to do any damage to me

-While snowboarding, I'll see a lift tower. While I'm attempting to dodge this lift tower, I'll hit a tree

-I'll be at a childrens birthday party, and be gravely wounded in a "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" mishap

-I'll trip over absolutely NOTHING in a deserted parking lot at night and land on the only sharp object within a 1000 foot radius

So if you ever don't hear from me in a couple days, just assume something like that happened. And I'd like you to play "Set my Pony Free" from the "Flicka" Soundtrack at my funeral.