Ahhight So I was out and about last night and I'm gonna keep the locations nameless cus I dont condone this but it was funny as hell. So I was out with my partner tuesday night at a popular spot and when the club let out things was cool for a while actually. Standing in front of the spot entrance hered a "pop" and you know what it was  and maybe 3 min later another one. SO I'm thinking oh man here these people go at it. So i start to leave and just as I do this random white guy walked up to and started talking with this strong accent. Come to find out he wasn't white he was Austrailian! So He's toasted off his ass just excited like "Ay mate my names Richard! Whats yours?" ( Richard If I remember right because I had a few of em too) He was at the bar across the street and was asking about what place it was i was coming...

"-Oh really I think i'm gonna go check it out"

"Naw I dont think you wanna go over dude they were shooting over there""

"-Shooting? really? Where at"

"Over there where I came from"

"-Oh we don't have that,  were not allowed to have guns where I'm from. I wanna see I've never seen anybody get shot before.where was it at again you said"

"umm, I dont know about that"

"-Oh why? well what should I do? should I go, should I not go, should I go home?

"umm yeah go home"

In the back of my mind I'm sitting here LMAO and the only thing I could think of was Cedric the Entertainer and that skit about White people always wondering around being curious...

Hey what was that noise over there I think I'm gonna go check it out...

Blat!! Blat!! Blat!!

"Well how come didn't anybody warn me?!?!

Only in Arizona would something like that happen