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Signup Date: 1/13/2007

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Friday, October 19, 2007 
So I must say I had heard the stories of the backstage, or should I say lack-of-backstage-amenity- world at the Orphlem, whoops, The Orpheum. I was really here as a more supportive kind of role because by the time this blog goes up you will know that I didn't play the 1st show in Boston. But I thought I could help cheer things up a bit. When I walked into the venue, I was shown where production was, which if you can believe it was in the ladies bathroom because there was no other place for production. Where most productions set up was where the quick-change tiny little galaxy had to be set up. So poor production was relegated to the ladies loo. I heard all the stories; the infamous one from the crew from several years ago when a rat and I mean a real live rat fell from the ceiling into catering. I always wanted to ask them did the rat fall into the cheese plate, but people still aren't laughing about it so I didn't feel it was appropriate. I've been planning my Halloween costume. I asked Pip what she was gonna be for Halloween and she told me she didn't believe in Halloween and to go fuck myself. The word is everybody is gonna be dressing up on the crew and the band as well for Halloween and I figured I should get into the spirit. Clyde is gonna do it with me. Last night we were in a bar where there was a bottle of champagne that was being sold for $14,000 so one of the girls that was in the party bucked up the courage to order it just to see what would happen. They went into detail about how they are keeping this bottle because it is part of history. The story is a little murky for me but would be after my dirty martini world, which was excellent by the way; they make a very good dirty martini here in Boston. There was this shipwreck in 1916, which happened off the coast of Finland. When the wreck was lifted to the surface in 1998, "the Burgundy wine did not live up to 82 years of immersion, but the 21 barrels of Cognac could be salvaged and the bottles of Heidsieck & Co Monopole Gout Americain 1907 fortunately survived, remaining in excellent condition and now revealing a fabulous taste." Yea, I don't know, I'll have another dirty martini.
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brandon

 
A REMINDER TO ALL; PLEASE GO TO: MAGICMONKEYFLA.LIVEJOURNAL.COM FOR ALL NEW INFO ON TORI, AND SO MUCH MORE! INCLUDING THE REAL STATS ON RAPE, NOT RAINN'S BULLSHIT LIES!
 
Posted by brandon on Friday, May 09, 2008 - 7:41 PM
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Kevin
Kevin McMahon

 
Kinda of Harsh Don You Think? Santa Letters
For Kids



 
Posted by Kevin on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 - 12:37 AM
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john
John Halstead

 
hi all. its john here. i'm back on livejournal after my old lj was deleted for the old censorship reasons.
it's back, and so am i: livejournal. com/flamagicmonkey.


in the coming months tori will be touring, and i will be doing you the service of warning you about her worst, scumbag fattie fat ticket mooching fans,
mainly: maria.
myspace. com/ourhands
and dor.


i will be updating al of you all year long both here and on lj.

 
Posted by john on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 8:31 PM
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brandon

 
HELLO EVERYONE! UNFORTUNATELY, MY BLOG AT MAGICMONKEYFLA.LIVEJOURNAL.COM HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY 'SUSPENDED. TOO MUCH TRUTH HURTS TOO MUCH I GUESS.'
HOWEVER! IA M LAUNCHING MY NEW BLOG






STOPAMERICANIMPERIALISMNOW.WORDPRESS.COM






ENJOY ALL!
 
Posted by brandon on Friday, September 19, 2008 - 6:01 PM
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brandon

 
NEW POST! HI ALL! VOTE NADER! ON MY BLOG: MAGICMONKEYFLA. LIVEJOURNAL. COM YOU CAN READ ALL ABOUT AMERICAN IMPERIALISM. HOW THE U.S ORCHESTRTED THE GEORGIAN 'CRISIS' AND SO MUCH MORE! CHECK OU MY POLITICA/SOCIAL ACTIVISM BLOG. WITH LINKS TO OTHER GREAT ANT-WAR SITES, AND GREAT BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS IVE MADE! TORI? THATS OLD NEWS. YOU CAN STIL FIND SOME OF THE OLD BAGS NEWS ON MY 2ND AND THIRD PAGE OF MY LJ! CYA, ENJOY! SIMPLY GOOGLE: MAGICMONKEYFLA.
IT'S FASTER!
 
Posted by brandon on Sunday, August 31, 2008 - 7:00 PM
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brandon

 
the death of the hero heath ledger. wow, i just cant understand the outpouring of love for this alcoholic junkie adulterer. you folks really need to stop treating theses celebrities like gods when they are really just shit! and yes, that includes the 'goddess' tori! a man hater royale who faked her own rape for attention and sales, ecch.
 
Posted by brandon on Friday, February 01, 2008 - 8:38 PM
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brandon

 
WELL, THE TORI TOUR IS FINALLY OVER, AND WITH SALES OF ADP A MISERABLE 139,000 UNITS, WOW, NO WONDER TORI IS CONSIDERING OFFERING ANY FUTURE MUZAK SHE MAKES AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD, LOL. NO ONE WILL CARRY HER CDS , HA. FOR ALL THE INFO ON TORI, GO TO: MAGICMONKEYFLA.LIVEJOURNAL.COM OR MY MYSPACE PAGE. ONCE THERE, YOU EDUCATE YOURSELVES(HOPEFULLY) ABOUT THE EPIDEMIC OF FALSE RAPE ALLEGATIONS( FULLY 50 PERCENT OF ALL COLLEGE CAMPUS ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!) ALSO, ON MY JOURNAL, A THREAD CONCERING TORI'S OWN FAKE 'RAPE' HER WOSRT, FREE TICKET MOOCHING FANS, AS DESCIRBED BELOW, AND SO MUCH MORE.
 
Posted by brandon on Wednesday, December 26, 2007 - 7:31 PM
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brandon

 
1.tori never reported the 'rape'
2. no dna or any phsyical evidence of any kind.
3 tori's direct quote in the 1994 hot press magazine interview: that night was all about 'humiliation', NOT violation thru sex, end qoute
4. her past unproven claims of 'molestation'
5.her extensive,admitted drug use, including use on the night in question!
6 her well documented psychitric history.
7. she wrote 'me and a gun' after seeing the movie thelma and louise.
8.tori though a gun sounded nore 'dramtic' than a knife in her fictional song
9. her songs are NOT autobigraphical
10. conclusion: no 'rape' or assault of any kind happened that night. tori made up story to get attention/sympathy as soooo many women do. read more about THAT on magicmonkeyfla.livejournal.com
 
Posted by brandon on Thursday, December 27, 2007 - 7:46 PM
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david

 
MAKE SURE YOU GO TO: MAGICMONKEYFLA.LIVEJOURNAL.COM FOR ALL THE NEWS ON THE REAL TORI, FAKE RAPE AND SO MUCH MORE, INCLUDING HER CRAZY STALKING FANS!
 
Posted by david on Thursday, November 08, 2007 - 9:17 PM
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Brian

 
MagicMonkey, I checked out your site. I'm sorry you were mistreated by some fans. But you have way too much hate going on. Chill out.
 
Posted by Brian on Friday, November 23, 2007 - 2:14 AM
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david

 
unreal.GO TO:FREEZINGTHATFRAME.WORDPRESS.COM. MARIA, MY SPACE USER NAME '(INOURHANDS) IS GOING TO THE ENTIRE LAST 7 WEEKS OF THIS TORI TOUR!!! AND THIS, AFTER SEEING THE ENTIRE EUROPEAN TOUR! TALK ABOUT YOUR NO LIFE SICKO'S . READ IT, ITS UNBELIEVABLE. ALSO, GO TO: BLOG.MYSPACE.COM/OURHANDS. LEAVE A COMMENT FOR MARIA. I SURELY DID, I TOLD HER TO GET SERIOUS MENTAL HELP. 60+ SHOWS??!! ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME? WHEN DOES HER TRUST FUND RUN OUT? AND. SHE EXPLAINS ON HER BLOG SHE WAITED TEN HOURS TO MEET TORI! YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES SHES MET HER? HUNDREDS! CRAZY STALKER IS UNREAL!!
 
Posted by david on Thursday, November 08, 2007 - 9:16 PM
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brandon

 
ive ran into those scum before, you are spot on david!
 
Posted by brandon on Wednesday, January 23, 2008 - 4:41 PM
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no refunds no regrets

 
brandon go fuck yourself.. better yet why dont ya get your lil ass down to phoenix and ive got something better ..hmmmm better yet i wouldnt be caught anywhere near the western states cause boy if i catch up with ya it wont be pretty....oh yeah your probably the only one fucking ya huh as myself for even responding to such a poor class of human flesh..hmmmm ..see ya boy and david you both need to find another target befor i lock my sights on ya ..ah karma will do her job she always does ..tori love ya!!!!
 
Posted by no refunds no regrets on Friday, October 24, 2008 - 9:58 AM
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brandon

 
IT TURNS OUT, MARIA AND CO. GET FREE FRONT ROW TIX BY BEGGING AND MOOCHING, AND GETTING THEM FROM 'SMITTY' TORI'S BODYGUARD. LEAVE THIS SCUM A MSG ON HER TRAVEL BLOG: FREEZINGTHATFRAME.WORDPRESS.COM
 
Posted by brandon on Wednesday, December 26, 2007 - 7:35 PM
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Sabiné
Sabine Heusler

 
i was trying to think of something very funny to suggest for your halloween costume but what can you suggest for someone who dresses up for a living ;) heehe...

perhaps all the crew should dress like all the girls... hehehe :)

mmm dirty martini :)
 
Posted by Sabiné on Friday, October 19, 2007 - 12:43 AM
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*chadsquared*

 
<center>no sense trying to converse with that Pip... i've met too many people like that in my life.... i keep my distance...and just *study* them..... you looked just wonderful in Philly by the way.... have a dirty one for me tonight, k?....*wink*<center>
 
Posted by *chadsquared* on Friday, October 19, 2007 - 12:48 AM
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Brigitte!
Brigitte ODowd

 
Rats falling from the heavens!!! YIKES! Love you
 
Posted by Brigitte! on Friday, October 19, 2007 - 1:18 AM
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Abnormally Attracted To Sin

 
Ewww make sure you dodge those rats!! Santa I sooo love your slang "gonna" , do I sense you have picked up a little Australian there ???
You are so sexy as ever, keen downing those Martinis xo
 
Posted by Abnormally Attracted To Sin on Friday, October 19, 2007 - 1:42 AM
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Sabiné
Sabine Heusler

 
ooh ooh i thought of a costume :) we were all talking about having mock halloween (im in the southern hemisphere) at work you know coming to work dressed up... and they asked me what i would wear...

um.....


harry potter's invisibility cloak!

brilliant!

:)
 
Posted by Sabiné on Friday, October 19, 2007 - 2:41 AM
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ICH bin TORI

 
Only in Finland. :) Gosh, love those finns.

I wish I could go to the Halloween show, but being a college student in SB only allows me to see you in Santa Barbara. Anxiously waiting, Love.
 
Posted by ICH bin TORI on Friday, October 19, 2007 - 3:49 AM
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DeadDaisy

 
crew in the loo! :)
 
Posted by DeadDaisy on Friday, October 19, 2007 - 7:46 AM
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Johan

 
eew, i once had a sort a like dream about a creamy coloured mouse with 5 legs
 
Posted by Johan on Friday, October 19, 2007 - 2:21 PM
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~Scarlet~

 
I would love for you girls to dress up the weekend after halloween too, that would be a treat for us cities that couldn't have the pleasure of your fun on Halloween.. much love and see you in milwaukee babe! Don't forget I'm bringing Maynard wine for Tori. XOX Scarlet - Kara
 
Posted by ~Scarlet~ on Friday, October 19, 2007 - 1:08 PM
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Aline

 
santa, excuse us for a bit, let me talk to T.

still cant get over albany.

i'll tell you the story in orlando or fort myers or salt lake city

wherever you decide to stop by and chat,

this time for free...
 
Posted by Aline on Saturday, October 20, 2007 - 1:39 AM
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Q (on Cue)
Michael Quigley

 
Santa, you are my absolute favourite =)

Too bad about Pip -- but you've gotta love the firecracker in her soul. *shrugs* Or does she not believe in those either? Hm.

Anyway, Halloween is fantatic, I'm looking forward to finding out what you've got up you proverbial sleeve. And I've heard some mumblings that you may be playing in my hometown for Halloween. I can only hope.... I'd love to see you here at my home.

Keep rockin' Santa!
 
Posted by Q (on Cue) on Saturday, October 20, 2007 - 2:47 AM
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Jason Sechrest
Jason Sechrest

 
Okay, so...

A suggestion about DATURA to pass onto Tori.

I'm not sure which of you will sing it but I have a suggestion for how it could be done since it's been so difficult finding a live arrangement.

I am not one for the "meet and greets" but if I ever happen to just run into Tori and get a chance to talk to her, I would ask her what she thinks about playing the first half of "Datura" in the middle of "Barons of Suburbia" -- right before the "pieceing a potion to combat your poison" part. Lyrically they go together because "Datura" is, in a sense, about casting a spell. Sonically, I think it'd work too.

Sort of like how she brought "Muhammad My Friend" into "Take To The Sky" in 2003??

I can just imagine her doing "Barons" and then in the middle of it busting out those opening notes of "Datura" and the crowd going crazy.

If anyone is reading this who knows the gal, pass it on... I think she'd dig it. ;-)

xo

L,
J.
 
Posted by Jason Sechrest on Sunday, October 21, 2007 - 6:13 PM
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Ellen

 
I don't mind a dirty-martini girl!!! LOVE YOU SANTA!!!! LOVE YOU TORI!!!!
 
Posted by Ellen on Monday, October 22, 2007 - 4:34 AM
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Johan

 
Well, the keys are wrapped around me... i feel good about that. Right now it is freezing cold, my central heat does not warm the room. If i wasnt about to go to sleep soon, i'd be this far from making a fire on the carpet. I'm reading a book about abstract things, not 3d. I'd love to read about three dimensional things again, i would love to.... But i can't!
(I am studying for my exams.)
Have fun dressing up!
 
Posted by Johan on Tuesday, October 23, 2007 - 9:23 PM
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Syd's In

 
Just wait til you get to Detroit this Saturday, the cockroaches scare the rats away, hell, they'll be able to help you do the quick-change! At least that has been my experience when seeing shows in the smaller old Detroit venues!
 
Posted by Syd's In on Wednesday, October 24, 2007 - 5:01 PM
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Ryan Red

 
A naughty Ms. Santa Claus pin-up 50's style would have suited you Santa ;)
 
Posted by Ryan Red on Friday, November 02, 2007 - 11:22 PM
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Johan

 
well, i expected a detailled description of the halloween event..... but you've been busy i guess.
In my country we celebrate St Martinus on the eleventh of november, it's a bit like Halloween, children go through the neighbourhood with a little home made lantarn and sing songs and get treats in return. Perhaps there is also a connection between the little lights and the souls of dead people, i don't know really. The story of St Martin is that he shared his cloth with a poor guy by ripping his coat in two with a sword. The main function of walking through the neighbourhood with a self-made lamppost on a stick is not getting treats, but getting familiar with the people in the neighbourhood. Candy can be seen as a collection of bestowed blessings, and it is good to know what kind of people there live in your neighbourhood, and it is good to be familiair with what child belongs to which house. Well, cheers, and greetings.
 
Posted by Johan on Thursday, November 15, 2007 - 1:24 PM
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Wolfshado
Andrew Pineda

 
if you ever return to Ks, i would love to take you and Clyde out for a Dirty Martini....

Ask Clyde who i am, just make sure to mention the Blue Haired pagan with tears in his eyes
 
Posted by Wolfshado on Sunday, November 18, 2007 - 5:46 AM
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Ellen

 
We miss your blogs Santa!
 
Posted by Ellen on Monday, November 19, 2007 - 6:55 PM
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Ellen

 
We miss your blogs Santa!
 
Posted by Ellen on Monday, November 19, 2007 - 6:55 PM
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Ellen

 
We miss your blogs Santa!
 
Posted by Ellen on Monday, November 19, 2007 - 6:55 PM
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Ellen

 
We miss your blogs Santa!
 
Posted by Ellen on Monday, November 19, 2007 - 6:56 PM
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john
John Halstead

 
hi all! well, it's almost that time of year again, when tori goes on tour! yay!

sadly, that also means it's time for her stalker fans to come out.
mainly maria(myspace. com/ourhands)

and dor. these 2 ticket moochers will be at EVERY tori show. yep, that's right, EVERY ONE.

 
Posted by john on Sunday, February 22, 2009 - 8:27 PM
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