I love my father. I love visiting him and I love having dinner with him. I rent two rooms from my mother on a full-time basis. My parents are divorced, so whenever I get the chance, I drive down to Timonium to visit my father.

I was in the process of doing this last Friday afternoon when I saw car with a vanity license plate today that read "RDNCKWMN." The odd part was, this vanity plate was on a circa-2007 sleek black Hyundai Elantra.

If you have a car that isn't a Ford or a Chevy, and if that car is not somewhere between eyesore and natural disaster, and unless you change your own oil in your backyard and use a dishpan to catch said oil, get some dental work done and sell your Larry the Cable Guy memorabilia on eBay, for you have officially given up your Redneck status!

That is all for now. Until later, keep in touch!

~TOM