Yes, i ate a cricket.  It didn't taste too bad.  It was processed and all the guts were removed.  I did it at church because the kid who brougth them in only had the balls to eat a leg.  I was like, screw you littl eboy, i got bigger balls than you and i'll prove it.  Yes, i know its counter-intuitive to show your big brass balls to little boys at church, but it had to be done.  I ate it.  Then proceeded to chase Pete Gomez down the hall offering him a kiss.  He didn't want one apparently.  Then i had ice cream

So for those of you wondering, sour cream and onion crickets taste like sunflower seeds in cracker form.  They wernt' bad, but they weren't great either.  they need  more flavoring. 

For those of you asking "Why?", i counter "Why not?"  spineless people you are...i mean its not like i caught it in a field; i got it from a box.  besides, i've resignewd myself to my singleness, i might as well enjoy it :)