SATURDAY NIGHT BEAVER
Saturday 22nd August
Bethnal Green Workingmens Club
8.30 - 2am

Well great googa mooga and gamma gamma goochie, beaver season reaches a sweaty crescendo this August as the hot slop that is Saturday Night Beaver returns to Bethnal Green Workingmens Club for it’s summer workout.

Suburbanite sausage sizzlers, The Fabulous Penetrators provide the big mess, bad dress and aural distress, delighting the boys and scaring the girls. Our lead guitarist Crispin got in a fight with a tree last week and broke his hand so we may be shit.

Thee Hangee V, our very special guests all the way from sunny Sardinia actually have a girl in the band! And she’s very pretty! These Mediterranean Munsters make a damn fine fuzzy fackin racket and really know how to work an organ.

Our next band may not know much about organs but more than make up for that with their knowledge of cock. Rising from the ashes of the Tokyo Dragons, we don’t know what The Sabretooth Tiger Band sound like but they’ve supported Nashville Pussy so who fuckin’ cares! But we believe there’s a bit of a power-pop, Cheap Trick, Raspberries thing going on. And their singer  Steve kicks my ass at badminton every week!

Our guest Record Player is none other than Mr Go-Go Cage himself, all the way from the 2008 world capital of culture, Liverpool, Carl Combover. His band, Doktor Combover were originally supposed to play but they offered us some bullshit excuse about somebody having babies or something (priorities?) so now we have to make do with him playing different versions of You’ll Never Walk Alone and Ferry Across The Mersey all night. Check out his page for more info: http://www.myspace.com/thegogocage
Also playing will be Monkey Man Go-Go Nuts as well as hopefully plenty other garage fiends from The Cornrocket Club all-dayer.

And if that's not enuf for you bozos, our eager beavers The Laundrettas will be on hand to bring all manner of good taste into disrepute!

Oh, and the delicious Clara will be on the door taking your money.
Bastards.