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Gender: Male
Status: Swinger
Age: 33
Sign: Taurus

City: Jersey baby!
State: New Jersey
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/16/2007
Friday, April 13, 2007 
I checked the first three pages of the newspaper and I ain't in it. So then I check the last three pages. Not there neither. And I ain't happy about that. So then I flip to the movie page. The Raping. Yeah, I'll watch sex of any form in any transmitted type of media. You got blurry questionable photos of a celebrity chick performing at a donkey show in Thailand? I won't question it. How about a crude drawing of yourself doing intercourse in the margin of a history textbook? If penetration is depicted, I am there. I ain't picky when it comes to my own personal tittilation. But if you think I'm gonna put on shoes, waste my gas money and $8.50 to watch 2 hours of cleavage from a woman that made her bones dressing like a man, you got another thing coming!!!! No thank you!!!! Plus, for whatever reason, I seen bugs all over the ad. That ain't sexy. I wanna see bugs, I could go out to the privacy of my driveway and watch some slimy lunchmeat rot. For the record, I ain't for the sanitation workers getting no computer training. I don't pay taxes so they can strike whenever they want. As long as they sit at home on their fat union asses, I'm gonna keep hosing all the perishables out into the street and off my property. WHERE IS THE AQUA TEEN MOVIE???? Some jackass from the liberal media elite has made a bad error in judgement about not talking about me. This movie is a freakin juggernaut of no-holds barred entertainment!!! You wanna talk about Iraq and all them people over there? Blowing up sand? Fine. Knock yourself out. But your missing the real story. And you're day is coming soon.
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Kevin

 
Fucking A Carl! The Innocent Shall Suffer! BIG TIME!!!!!
 
Posted by Kevin on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 3:14 PM
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Mr. Grey
Tom Davis

 
quick q? Don't you ever get hungry and look at the Force for what they are?   FOOD!  I mean come on.. they're a happy meal!!  Chow down on one of them, then they won't bother you as much...
 
Posted by Mr. Grey on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 3:21 PM
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my heart was deep space and my head was maths

 
Papers are afraid to mention the movie because the Boston Bomb Squad will read it and think its a bomb.
 
Posted by my heart was deep space and my head was maths on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 3:49 PM
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bunny

 
well to state the obvious and a bad phrase of yesteryear (granted my usage now is probably the only time it will be used appropriately):

CARL IS THE BOMB!!!

that day will be sooner than we know,
() ()
(-.-)

 
Posted by bunny on Friday, April 13, 2007 - 8:46 PM
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Richard
Richard Osmond

 
I was busy downloading porn at 14 kbps per second......nah, I'm kidding.  I got a cable modem back here.....anyway, after I was done I was looking for a review.  NY post gave it 3 outta 4 stars....Daily News 3 outta 4....the ass-crack of Jersey, the Asbury Park Press.....1 star.....unbelievable....the Asbury Park Press is pissin' me off, sooo bad.
 
Posted by Richard on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 3:39 AM
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Kronos

 

You definitely WEREN'T in the movie enough.

 

Especially after you got all buff and stuff.


 
Posted by Kronos on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 6:12 PM
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Mark*xD*
Mark Batcha

 
this blog is freakin awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted by Mark*xD* on Saturday, April 14, 2007 - 8:37 PM
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hey

is that a real movie yo? 'the raping'?


 
Posted by on Sunday, April 15, 2007 - 3:30 AM
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Carl, I've gotta tell you that I was disappointed with the movie.  Maybe more scenes involving you not tied to an exercise machine would've helped.  I even hit up some hippie lettuce before the show and I only laughed a couple of times.  Better luck next time, buddy.  Can I have my $16 back?  
 
Posted by on Monday, April 16, 2007 - 7:08 PM
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Ambitious John

 
Dude, your a bitch.  Don't slam on carl.  or I'll slam on you.  What're, those Geri-curls?  chode...
 
Posted by Ambitious John on Tuesday, April 24, 2007 - 2:57 AM
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my heart was deep space and my head was maths

 
commenting on this BLOG to ALSO say you were not in the movie enough.

BLOG BLOG BLOG BLOG BLOG

 
Posted by my heart was deep space and my head was maths on Monday, April 16, 2007 - 8:18 PM
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FLiPDaDDy

 
Definitely worth the price of admission, then again, I walked in for free. My favorite part, which undeniably kicked major ass, was the Death Metal into- I had to shout "Fuck yeah". The flick was surely entertaining, PROPS too ya!
 
Posted by FLiPDaDDy on Monday, April 16, 2007 - 9:41 PM
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Tony Thielen

 
hes actually talking about the REAPING, numnuts. but raping sounds betta.
oh and thanks for having Neil Peart in your awesome movey. it made the awesomeness even awesomer.

 
Posted by ±³¤³ñ³¥ on Tuesday, April 17, 2007 - 4:42 AM
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METAL-MOOSE

 
You.......
Tonight!!

 
Posted by METAL-MOOSE on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 2:05 AM
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Fullmetal Reclaimer
Ian Finch

 
if it makes you feel any better, when it was in the newspaper here, it got badass reviews. and the movie was amazing, my only complaint is i wanted to see you kick everyone's ass at the end of the movie.
 
Posted by Fullmetal Reclaimer on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 - 1:45 PM
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Jack

 
It appears that the shit hole State of Oregon decided the movie not worthy to show here,  I could not find it anywhere.  Sucks, Carl hadle that in your own "special way" will ya?   heh heh
 
Posted by Jack on Monday, April 23, 2007 - 4:18 PM
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Sun

 
I had to go down to Chico just to watch this movie of a lifetime. T_T
 
Posted by Sun on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 1:14 AM
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Josh-O-Rama
Josh Jenke

 

The Raping....staring you and Hand Banana...with a special cameo by the Carl-riffic dog Spaghetti.  Coming soon to a porn house near you.


 
Posted by Josh-O-Rama on Friday, April 27, 2007 - 5:19 PM
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Adam

 
Your movie rules Carl.  Straight pimpin'.
 
Posted by Adam on Tuesday, May 01, 2007 - 7:31 AM
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Killum Gillum

 
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Posted by Killum Gillum on Thursday, May 03, 2007 - 4:28 PM
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Porthos Aurelius
Edmond Ortiz

 
<P>Carl, my man, you were shortchanged in the movie. Big time. I see vengeance against your neighbors in the future. One thing is for sure, you deserve your own talk radio show. No holds barred, baby!</P>
 
Posted by Porthos Aurelius on Thursday, May 03, 2007 - 7:38 PM
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Evan
evan stevens

 
This is pissin' me off, it's not showing anywhere remotely near me.

I'm downloading it.

 
Posted by Evan on Thursday, May 03, 2007 - 11:47 PM
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Andrea

 
I am so pissed. I wanted to go see the movie this last Saturday and it was no longer in any San Diego theatres! I almost cried. I love you Carl
 
Posted by Andrea on Friday, May 04, 2007 - 6:43 PM
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Jeremy

 
<P>Hey, Loved the movie.. got to see it for free and 2 days eairly! haha</P><P>but if i didnt work for Showcase i would of payed to see it!!</P>
 
Posted by Jeremy on Monday, May 07, 2007 - 7:24 AM
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Joseph Stromme

 
Good point, I HATE those A-HOLES!!! Your movie ruled. Listen to my music because I know that you have crabs and I'll tell everybody.
 
Posted by Joseph Stromme on Monday, May 07, 2007 - 3:42 PM
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Arrr yee matey!!!
Jon Cruz

 
my crazyass is seein' this movie when it hits theatres. u guys rule.
 
Posted by Arrr yee matey!!! on Monday, May 28, 2007 - 12:16 AM
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Pat

 
ANYONE WHO GIVE THIS MOVIE A BAD REVIEW SHOULD BE VIOLATED BY HAND BANANNA AND THE ENFORCER or 'Spaghetti'
 
Posted by Pat on Wednesday, May 30, 2007 - 5:45 AM
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dan

 
I totally agree...in nyc here,the post and newsdaygave 3 stars to aquateenhungerforce.You and I should chat sometime
.
 
Posted by dan on Thursday, May 31, 2007 - 3:31 AM
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