FOC stands for Friends of Carl as if I gotta tell you that. If you don't know already then you may be a jackass that don't need to know cause we don't want your kind screwing up our social network. All you lonely FOCs don't gotta be lonely no more. Cause that movie I was in, the Aqua Teen Movie Picture Whatever The Hell They Called It comes out this Tuesday on DVD. The real version. Not that one with all the Chinese letters that little Korean dude was hocking next to the I Heart New York personal grooming mirrors on 5th. Take my word for it. I learned that the hardway!!! So I bought that version two days after the movie come out at the Minimall (cause I get a cut of each one sold, you know what I mean!!!) and let's just say that the transfer was not professional. A lot of discrepancys. Like, there ain't no carl in it. No milkshake neither. And way more spiderman than I remember. I don't remember spiderman being in my movie, but then again, I will get wasted now and again. They coulda added spiderman after the focus groups tanked. Anyways, if you see that little Korean dude on 5th, you tell him that I really enjoyed it and it was boss. About ten minutes in, you can see this couple two rows up getting some serious tongue action. And they don't never stop, even thru the credits!!! Also, he sells authentic Rolex watches straight from Swissland. Solid gold!!! – Super cheap!!!
Anyway, the real DVD comes out Tuesday – with all kinds of extras!!! It's digital, too, so you can see it good – better than even I intended it to look. A whole nother Deleted movie is in there (Watch it and see two movies for the price of one!!). Creator interviews, deleted scenes, Making-of documentary all the typical circle-jerks that give you film nerds hard-ons. So what are you waiting for??? Go down to the DVD place and get in line now To mark this ocassion, I'm hosting some Aqua Teen Movie Official Sex-Ins at my house in South Jersey. If you are female and you are an oficcial FOC (or an official FOX!!!) come to my house and tell me you want my body. That's the code word. Then we'll get together in a physical way!!! !!! L'ets send a message to the American people and thhe government right now, we want more of the Aqua Teen movie in stores in the US and over inn Europe and in peoples houses cause they bought them. I'm trying to get them so they sell it in Iraq too so we can show them guys what America is all about!!! Freedom, and rock, and buying my kick-ass DVD!!