oh, hi. hope you didn't think i meant my band *the lindsay*. i was actually referring to the smashing pumpkins' 20th anniversary tour!!!

"Clearly losing the crowd, Corgan invited a fan onto the stage to voice his opinion about Thursday's show. The fan told him, "Last night's show sucked," and for a minute it looked like Corgan was going to take criticism in stride for once. But as the fan was walking back to his seat, Corgan shouted, "By the way, I liked that song you wrote. What was it called? 'Take Your Dick Out of My Ass and Stick It in My Mouth'? That was a big hit in Europe." Corgan then rewarded his devoted audience with the 20-plus minute prog jam "Gossamer" and an utterly ridiculous version of "The March Hare" that devolved into a percussion jam that channeled Stomp."

ouch!! but let's see what the fans think:

"time to bend over and own up, billy. like it or not, you OWE your fanbase.what was that song you wrote? the big single your fans want to hear? take your dick out of your mouth and sing it, you singing, dancing monkey. amuse us."

awk-waard!!! !!

"The best way to describe it was like seeing your girlfriend go away for a while and come back 70 pounds fatter."

i think we've all been there before!!!!!

"The show got off to a good start, but when billy started howling like a wolf and dancing around the stage to african tribal music the hands dropped, the cheers subdued, the energy was drained, and the crowd died…Billy - You got to keep that guitar in your hand, because you are one awkward dude without it. I think its great to be creative in your work, but you still have to tie in the very roots that made you the smashing pumpkins in the first place. That includes heavy guitar riffs and strong vocals, not bongos and weird howling noises."

but surely it can't be all bad???

"Gossamer was only 14 minutes long, not 20 minutes plus."