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Current Mood: Short and angry with a knife
Category: Romance and Relationships If I hear another woman say or read another personal’s ad with “Must be 7′ tall, you know, cause I gotta be able to wear heels.” I’m gonna start cutting gurls! Stop with the lame ass excuses, just say “I don’t like short guys.” It’s okay to be shallow, I don’t mind, but the excuses gotta stop, or make up a better excuse, like “Men under 5′5″ give me the hives, panic attacks or syphilis!” or “I’m allergic to pollen, shellfish and short guys.” I can deal with that. That’s IT!
Anthony Dominguez
comedian.writer.lover…short!
8:04 PM
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