if you are reading this you are getting older, you are now being strapped into something youve seen a certain un-named canibal sitting in while held against his will.  they seem to be shipping you to a nursing home, your kidneys are failing and you would like to yell at anyone who is misfortunate enough to come into contact with you, your previously perfectly sexy body is now fading, you are finding things in places you didnt think they could go, that clay stuff is sticking to your skin and you dont know why, your nurse comes in to give you your meds and you make sure to point out that he is gaining weight, he mumbles something incoherent under his breath, he then proceeds to stab you with a paperclip, normally this would be a small injury that could easily be dealt with but in your old age you have become quite the crazy woman, so you begin to rip at the tears in your skin and start eating yourself... it tastes good but you are now beginning to notice that you are losing an awful lot of blood and becomming light headed, for a breif moment your wits are about you and you make for the emergency button, your nurse flawlessly tackles you off your bloodstained hospital bed and remarks "not on my watch you old bitty!"