Once there was this kid who got into an accident and couldn't come to school, but when he finally came back his hair and turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars smashed him so hard.

Yeah, so I've got that fucking song stuck in my head, and it's driving me mad. The lyrics are piss-poor, as evidenced above, the singer's voice is beyond silly, even the title is beyond stupid. But I really like it. I don't know why. Maybe I'm a fucking idiot.

Leo informs me he found a digital camera that can record three whole cunting minutes of video footage. Look forward to videos coming at you soon... that last three minutes... if we can be fucked. Actually, us getting fucked might make a good video. We could stick it on Pornotube Dot Com and revel in it. Fucking revel.

That's it. Nobody's going to read this anyway. Shut up.