So according to the news, I take it I'm not the only one concerned about the troubling speech that Hussein Obama is force-feeding the young students of this fine conservative nation of ours.  I, for one, am just glad that the wrong-headed advice that's troubled me for decades is FINALLY being exposed for what it is: a doublespeak plot from the liberal left!

So kids, do the RIGHT thing.  Resist the President's sweet words and stern encouragement.  When he says "set goals," slack off.  When he says "stay in school," drop out.  And if he happens to say "stay drug free," score yourselves crack, smack, Pixy Stix or whatever you crazy young'uns abuse these days.  Remember...

"STAY IN SCHOOL" = indoctrination

Resist!  RESIST!