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Last Updated: 12/14/2009

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Status: Single
City: Nashville
State: Tennessee
Country: US
Signup Date: 1/21/2007
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 
I've got three ~ORE~ shows under my yellow belt with American flag screenprinting on the military style buckle and you can listen to them on the ~ORE~ page.  Tony's show is one of my friends.  It's experimental improv.  Does that excite you?  I mean, I don't know, it probably should, but whatevs.  Let's all be cute and protective and coo to adorable, little, low birth weight babies and eat a bowl of awful, bad, stupid.

I'm making the packaging for the random songs on our page.  Should be fun and I'm sure I'll let you pay your sweet mon-mons in p.p.d. form for them and buttons without our name on them.  It takes money to lose money.

I'll also set up a paypal account for Austin as his van flipped and he's living in a broken home and his yogurt got all ate'n up.

-Anderson
6:12 AM
 
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Austin
Austin Gaines

 
it is truly broken.

but the van didnt flip.
we were on tour and we all went inside to eat dinner at dennys after a show.
a chubby vagrant then proceeded to rip our passenger side door off of the hinges. i did not move because i didnt want to leave my grand slam breakfast unattended.

he stole everything: our tiger e-z electronic alphabet learning tools that we cleverly typed on while sitting in the lounge after shows to make it look like we were connected to the online community; our pez dispensers with our bandmembers individualized heads on top of them that were made by one of our college dropout girlfriends who once took a pottery class so she felt she could rip Archie and Veronicas heads off the top of the dispensers and replace them with poorly made bondo ones; our massive amount of cash that we are lying about so you can replace with paypal donations; demo cd-rs with hack ralph steadman inking that your shitty band gave us when you didnt realize that we are a shitty band as well and cannot help you because no one cares what we think.
 
Posted by Austin on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 - 1:29 PM
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Shereen

 
oh, i see how it is.

what kind of yogurt?
 
Posted by Shereen on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 - 5:43 PM
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Austin
Austin Gaines

 
ACTIVIA
 
Posted by Austin on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 - 6:15 PM
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SLK

 
the best yogurt ever!
 
Posted by SLK on Tuesday, June 10, 2008 - 11:45 PM
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Austin
Austin Gaines

 
it has fibromyalgia or whatever in it
 
Posted by Austin on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 - 6:18 PM
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SLK

 
it's bugs that live in your poo.
 
Posted by SLK on Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 11:25 AM
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Austin
Austin Gaines

 
i think thats a song by Mayhem
 
Posted by Austin on Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 3:22 PM
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SLK

 
I wouldn't be surprized with how faggot Maniac was looking before he quit.
 
Posted by SLK on Thursday, June 12, 2008 - 11:31 PM
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