We must be really hard up for both writers and things to write about ... wait ... that's not at all true ... I think the right thing to say about THIS ARTICLE is, we must be letting anyone write anything these days and publish it online.

(Oh, and, there are some really self-righteous people with undiagnosed eating disorders out there.) 

This was the paragraph that made this person lose all credibility:

"KFC's mixture of meats presents a problem for me. I'm not a vegetarian, but I'm an aesthetic omnivore. I prefer to eat ugly animals whenever possible; chickens, pigs, crab or halibut. I try to avoid cute meat, such as beef (is there anything lovelier than the eyes of a Jersey cow?), lamb and rabbit."

Has this person seen "Babe"?  Or that movie with Dakota Fanning and Brittany Murphy, "Uptown Girls" ... with the pot-bellied pig?  Oh, that's right, NO one saw that.

Still, what's cuter than a little pig?  Also, who says chickens aren't cute?

"Aesthetic omnivore" goes down as this week's most ridiculous, arbitrary label for a weird dietary and lifestyle choice ever. 

I guess now everyone knows where to send their ugly babies when they don't come out right ... I'm sure they'd taste great grilled with some beef-laced chicken gravy.