No one loves hot dogs more than I do (well, I can think of one person).
R.I.P., or B-o-l-o-g-n-a.It always makes me happy to know that we CAN really eat processed meat and still live to see 95.
Also, might I mention to any anti-Midwest-American snobs out there, I'm proud to be a Midwestern American, descended from Wisconsinites, because sausage and other processed meat is awesome ... as is cheese.