Congratulations!
Your family contacted our staff and you scheduled to be our newest patient! Welcome to the Hyperion Hills Hospital! (formerly the Hyperion Tavern) We've already confirmed with your family that you qualify for an expense free stay at Hyperion Hills .

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Admit yourself to our New Patients Night! Monday October 26th.

It's a fun way get oriented to our facilities. It's free to you and your family!!

Here's a run down of the evening!

7pm - Proper Tour - Our top staff members will escort small groups on an orientation tour of our grounds.

8pm - Lovely Films - Gather around everyone, it's movie time! A little taste of life as a patient at Hyperion Hills.

9pm - New Friends - The current patients at Hyperion Hills Hospital can't wait to meet you! They put together a little welcoming show for you and your family.

Midnight - Photo Opps - A little meet and greet after party! Perfect time to snap some last photos of you and your family!

We suggest you arrive around 7:30 to get the full experience of the evening. We'll have plenty of intermissions and candy!

Welcome to your new home!

Sincerely,

All of us on the staff of Hyperion Hills Hospital
and Home for the Criminally Deranged



staff:

Denver Smith
Meghan Parks
Ed Galvez


A few of our current patients whom you'll see are free to roam around our campus:

Patty Courtland
Sean Hart
Ed Salazar
Erik Tait
Charlie Watkins
Matt Hanley
Emerson Dameron

Finally, a list of current patients you'll see during the Welcome Show:


hosted by: George Earth and Beau Bridges. with JP Houston and Alex on drums!
Mark Wenzel
Marisol Medina
Count Smokula
Matt Blitz
Jim Coughlin
The Walsh Bros
Adam Shenkman
Jason Nash
Scot Nery
DJ Doug Pound
Josh Fadem
Krystal Gibbon
Bonnie Delight
Claire Titleman

more info plus rsvp for tour:
[url]http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home#/event.php?eid=163656470193&index=1[/url]

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