To learn of M.O.N.C., you first must learn of the three founding fathers.  We will start with Brother Don.  Brother Don is an interesting little man.  He has always been a little off even since school age.

Brother Don used to work at a coffee stand known as the Bean Machine.  This was located in the commons of his school.  One day, being the caffiene fiend that he is, he decided to see how many espresso shots the human body could withstand.  So Brother Don poured shot after shot in a tall disposable cup.  He got a total of 28 shots in there.  After adding a bit of sugar, creamer, and chocolate powder, he began to chug.  After finishing his "Ass-in-a-cup" he made his way to class.  He was not seen for several more hours, but once he was, he seemed a little... Different.  His eyes looked like they were going to pop out of his head.  His hands were shaking like there was an earthquake.  And he spoke like he had just done an 8-ball.  The poor man's body looked like a Pinto going 125 mph (like it was going to shake apart.)

Being around Brother Don also triggered a lot of stupid events.   A prime example would be Pop Baseball.  Brother Don, Brother Brent, and a few others were working on restoring an old vehicle.  Once the focus went off the car, it was then transferred to who could hit a full, unopened can of pop the farthest with a baseball bat.  It ended up being a very messy, very sticky time.

Dublero is a drinking game played on a seven by seven board.  It is used with seven shot glasses all filled with beer.  As the game goes on, the point is to drink your opponents beer.  When you drink it all, you win.  One day Brother Matt decided to introduce Brother Brent and Brother Don to this ingenious activity.  As noted in earlier scrolls, Brother Brent is the resident beer drinker and this game suited his pallete a little better.  So Brother Don and Brother Brent began playing with Black Butte Porter.  The game was in Brother Don's favor momentarily until the Black Butte Porter began to haunt him.  To clarify, if one player forcefully ejects his beverage, he loses.  So as Brother Don is feeling a little unwell, Brother Brent pulls ahead and wins.  Brother Don then feels the need to step away for a moment and almost immediatly, Brother Brent and Brother Matt hear a quick splash followed a minute later by another one.  No gagging, no retching, no heaving before it.  Just a splash.  Brother Don returned and just simply stated that "that was odd.  It was like it had sound effects.  It was just 'wink-splash.'"  From that moment on Brother Brent spread it to all the children around that Brother Don was to be referred to as "Wink-Splash."  After playing Dublero, Brother Matt and Brother Don were rather intoxicated.  They then decided that since Brother Brent wasn't, they would team up and begin the abuse of his testicles via nut-taps.  So after thouroughly thrashing his balls, the two drunk Brothers decided to do the "Dorky White Guy High Five" and both went off balance.  Brother Don slammed into a BBQ while Brother Matt plowed through a table.  Dublero has not been played since.

"You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC holds a special place in Brother Don's heart.  Not neccessarily for any girl or anything too sentimental, but for the fact that it was what was playing when pulled his first "Coyote Ugly."  Brother Don went to a club one night to drink his sorrows away with a few friends.  The club had played a few good songs in Brother Don's eyes.  So he just kept drinking hoping the music would improve.  During each song there would be at least one woman that would climb onto the bar and dance but Brother Don noticed no men were dancing.  AC/DC then blared over the speakers and he then decided to rectify the situation.  So a man who can barely walk decides to stumble to the bar and shake his pudgy little groove thing.  Brother Don claims he remembers very little of this, but everyone knows better.  Everytime the song plays, he turns a little redder.

There are many other tales of Brother Don, but those will be saved for another day.