Brothers, it has come to light that there are some that have broken the Commandments of M.O.N.C.  Therefore, punnishments should be made.

Any Brother who breaks one Commandment shall receive a paddling from the Cooter of Doom. Five swings should do the trick.

Any Brother who breaks two Commandments shall receive ten lashes from a three foot long black dildo also known as the Great American Challenge.

Any Brother who breaks three Commandments shall receive a ten minute face-humping session from Brother Matt or any other Brother willing to hump said violater..Commandments shall receive each and everyone of the previous punnishments consecutively.

Any Brother who breaks four Commandments shall receive three Cement Mixers back to back to back. If any vomiting occurs, the Mixers shall be given again.

Any Brother who breaks five Commandments shall receive each and every one of the previous punnishments consecutively.

Any Brother who breaks six or more Commandments shall receive each and every one of the previous punnishments consecutively and be made to walk a crowded city, wearing nothing but M.O.N.C. boxers. All-the-while screaming out that they broke a M.O.N.C. Commandment, which one they broke, the punnishments that they received and that they will never break it again.

If there are any questions or inquires into the punnishments, seek guidance from M.O.N.C. we shall clarify any questions you may have.