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charlotte scadeng



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Gender: Female
Status: Married
Age: 34
Sign: Libra

State: London and South East
Country: UK
Signup Date: 1/23/2007

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Friday, July 27, 2007 

At my desk, the screen alive

Waiting for instructions

Peering at my emails,

While he's planning my destruction.

 

My arms feel tired, legs feel heavy

My head begins to ache

A gurgling noise from deep within

And my body starts to shake.

 

Boss man sits, quite unaware

While slowly I am dying.

Behind my desk I pass away

Yet no body is crying!

 

The lights go out, the room turns cold

I stand to walk away.

My legs give way, my arm falls off

I suppose I have to stay.

 

My tummy rumbles, dinner time!

My boss looks rather yummy.

I move towards him, raise a smile

Dive in and fill my tummy.

 

A tasty treat quite well deserved

For my dying was his doing.

I was literally bored to death

And its too late to be suing.

 

I'm the walking dead, a zombie girl

And I still work 9-5

The job description didn't state

That you had to be alive!

 

Charlotte Scadeng © July 2007

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robjmeyer
Bob Meyer

 
HAhahahahaha. Wonderful!
 
Posted by robjmeyer on Friday, July 27, 2007 - 12:50 PM
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georgewallace

 
i am sure you qualify for federal nutrition assistance, nobody should have to eat that kind of crap on the job. g
 
Posted by georgewallace on Friday, July 27, 2007 - 1:49 PM
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Myrrym Davies - Horror Writer

 
This is priceless!

I've felt this way quite often. Only I wouldn't want to eat my boss' brain - he's not exactly brilliant, you know. Smart people's brains taste better...LOL!
 
Posted by Myrrym Davies - Horror Writer on Friday, July 27, 2007 - 1:53 PM
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christopher

 
hi charlotte scadeng , verry good chris
 
Posted by christopher on Friday, July 27, 2007 - 6:46 PM
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fukendimond

 
this was excellent!

Hi, Myrrym sent me....
 
Posted by fukendimond on Saturday, July 28, 2007 - 6:24 AM
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True-Blue

 
Your mind works in incredible ways, love this!!!
~Andy~
 
Posted by True-Blue on Monday, July 30, 2007 - 10:02 PM
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african blue

 
different!
 
Posted by african blue on Tuesday, July 31, 2007 - 3:23 PM
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heehee!!
hey..will you eat my boss too??
thanks for posting this one...
most delightful!
say hi to the ducks for me:)
 
Posted by on Thursday, August 02, 2007 - 5:13 AM
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Mi Lisa

 
Loved it! My ex boss would have been tough to swallow. She was a tough old bird! I always like to check in to see what you're up to next.
 
Posted by Mi Lisa on Saturday, August 04, 2007 - 6:22 PM
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I absolutely love this! I am a stay-at-home mom so the job is 24/7. I have so much to do here with kids, animals, cooking and all that stuff, which can become quite routine and boring. Anyway, I am able to relate and I just think it is clever and wonderful!
 
Posted by on Tuesday, August 14, 2007 - 4:12 PM
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