"WE SAW YOUR DRAWINGS FOR A CRAZY HOUSE FOR YOUR CONTRACTOR FRIEND SCOTT CROCKET - WE WANT OUR HOUSE TO BE CRAZY TOO!
NEGOTIATIONS BEGIN
NEGOTIATIONS FALTER-
SIX MONTHS LATER-
"OH GOD WE HEARD YOU'RE MOVING, DO YOU STILL WANT TO BUILD OUR CRAZY HOUSE"
NEGOTIATIONS BEGIN AGAIN
SITE- MOUNTAIN TOP ASHEVILLE NORTH CAROLINA.
OMINOUS BEGININGS:
PREVIOUS HALF BUILT HOUSE ON SITE DESTROYED BY ARSON
PRESENTATION NUMBER ONE:
WE HAD FIRST CONCERNED OURSELVES WITH PROBLEMS OF ECONOMY-
AN ECNOBOX WAS PROVIDED. OUR PRODUCT, TOO SIMILAR TO A AIR STREAM TRAILER WAS REJECTED, HOWEVER THEY WERE MEZMORIZED BY THE SNAKE LIKE ENTRY.
"ITS JUST NOT CRAZY ENOUGH, BUT I GOT TO ADMIT, I'M DOWN WITH THE SNAKE"
IT WAS REQUESTED THAT WE "PLAY THE COOL GAME". THE CLIENT TOLD US TO "FUCK IT UP"
"WE REALLY WANT A BRIDGE FROM THE MASTER BED ROOM"
"OK THEN"
(AS IF WE ASSUMED THAT SOME VAGUE ROMANTIC NOTION OF RATIONALISM WOULD HAVE BEEN ACCPETED)
PRESENTATION NUMBER TWO:
ENTIRE SPATIAL SEQUENCE OF HOUSE HINGES ON BRIDGE ELEMENT YIELDING SHIFTING BOXES- SNAKE LIKE ENTRY DRIVES/INFECTS FORM OF ENTIRE HOUSE- (WE GENERALLY MAKE IT A TACTICAL OBJECTIVE TO AVOID LITERAL REFERENCES, BUT JESUS, THE STRIPED GRADIENT OF MATERIALS AND THE RATTLER LIKE STAIR RIPPED!)
TOO STATIC, THE STACKED BOXES REQUIRED FORMAL MODIFICATION.
THE SNAKE RECIEVES A "WIGGLY WAISTLINE"
QUESTION
"WHAT IS IT MADE OF? "
WE MENTION RUST, AND PLYWOOD, AND SOMETHING ABOUT UNCOMFORTABLY THIN STEEL TUBE COLLUMNS.
"EXCELLENT"
FULL CIRCLE:
SCOTT CROCKETT HIRED TO PRICE AND BUILD.
THE SNAKE HOUSE IS POISED TO STRIKE

