Sheee-it!  I'd shaw nuff love to be a part a this here Old Time Musicians of Europe thingamabob!  Sounds mighty fine, mighty fine indeed.  Hot damn!  Is Dingbat, Colorado too far away?  Let's see.  Europe...?  Hmm.  Ain't that somewhere in West Virginia, near the border with Texas and Montana?  Damn nation!  If only I didn't put that ol' map on the floor of the chicken coop!  I got three and a half thumbs, though, and thirteen toes.  That should help.  An' listen here, "There was an ol' woman lived on the sea shore - bow and balance to me...yodelayheehoo!"  -Dogen Hezakia Jones