dear angie k. trent,

i don't know who you are, but man, you are one crafty bitch. you managed to circumvent my junk mail filter with your clever little tactics. and boy, am i glad you did. you may have changed my life, ms. trent. your email, just as i received it, is below:
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FROM: angie k. trent
SUBJECT: Penis enlargement was never so easy before!

runner of the lair.women.
suspicious he said at a news conference. for flowers to pollinate, and then never return home.


Have they ever told you this, "Damn it! Your penis is so small!"?
Didn't you feel like a loser?
Don't let women choose sexual toys but not you! Megadik will bring you to your sexual dreams! You just have to trust this wonderful preparation!
"Oh! Your penis is unique!" Is it what you just love to hear?
Soon you'll be the only one women will desire ! Megadik is your magic weapon!

Here is the wished link


Fossilized remains of "burrowing" dinosaur found in

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angie k. trent - it's like you have a direct line right to my heart, accessible only through electronic mail. your poetic style renders me putty in your able hands. how the heck could you possibly know that my very favorite thing to hear is "oh! your penis is unique!" i've always thought of my penis as a snowflake; different and special and white and fun to try to catch on your tongue. angie k. trent, you are a sage, a philospher, but more than that, you are a saleswoman of epic magnitudes. the world has never seen such a savvy peddler of goods. your low-pressure pitch was like perfumey liitle flowers falling from tree branches right into my soul. i knew from the very moment that you said "runner of the lair. women. suspicious he said at a news conference. for flowers to pollinate, and then never return home." that MEGADIK would be a part of my life from that point forth. my "magic weapon!" bring me to my sexual dreams, ms. trent, as you promised me. i will surely trust this wonderful preparation.

but why, angie, after slaying me with salesmanship, did you have to leave me in suspense, quivering with anticipation, wondering WHERE? OH WHERE were the fossilized remains of "burrowing" dinosaur found??????

please, angie, if you are reading this, write me again. i will be waiting with bated breath and mega dik.

sincerely,

gabe