Ever since the debut of Desperate Housewives I have noticed the phrase "guilty pleasures" being used quite often.

For years, I have often believed that guilt is one of the most unnecessary emotions human beings have.  I am NOT talking about being guilty of a crime.  I am talking about feeling guilty for being Gay, or a White Magick Witch, or a full-figured woman, etc.

During the past few days, I have mentally compliled a list of what I would NEVER refer to as "guilty pleasures."  With that, I present to you my "I don't hafta and I'm not gonna feel" guilty pleasures:

1.  Cheesecake;

2.  Lounging in bed with a man or two;

3.  Lounging in bed with a book or two;

4.  Spending hours surfing the Net;

5.  Taking a day off from work for mental health (i. e., being deliciously lazy) reasons;

6.  Refraining from answering the telephone to watch television;

7.  Refraining from answering the telephone because I am having sex with a man (or two);

8.  Placing my closest friends as more important that a lover;

9.  Eating whatever I want, no matter what society says is acceptable;

10. Being myself.

I hope you enjoyed this list.  I would love to hear your comments about it.

May the Goddess and Her Angels Lovingly Bless you with Joy, Riches and Success.

As always,

Robert Alvarez,

Psychic Advisor,

Creator, The Tarot Tribune.

1-888-566-6421, mailbox 561518 (Voicemail)

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"The Goddess has plans for you."